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by George Costanza
Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:43 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: UofA Miscalculated $240M, Athletics in Jeopardy
Replies: 124
Views: 14262

Re: UofA Miscalculated $240M, Athletics in Jeopardy

Merkin wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:30 pm For example, one professor at the school I worked at brought his laptop to the service desk to get it worked on. The tech found child porn on it. Needless to say, he was gone very quickly.
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by George Costanza
Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:37 pm
Forum: Basketball Arch Rivals
Topic: Non-UA Tourney Thread
Replies: 609
Views: 8593

Re: Non-UA Tourney Thread

CalStateTempe wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:34 pm Cougs in trouble
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by George Costanza
Wed Jan 03, 2024 8:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Fitness: What are you working on?
Replies: 68
Views: 3198

Re: Fitness: What are you working on?

Check out Knees Over Toes Guy on YouTube. He’s got a training program for old guys who want to dunk. Amateur https://external-preview.redd.it/wgtB95tHeA7_ipxIjmtUQqz6qALaQbWN61vp5SaN348.jpg?auto=webp&s=5d7b2ac674f7dff9b58aa72ae3fbb98b80f9fb71 https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NvOma4rPZCQ/Uxo1Z-L7lJI/AAAAA...
by George Costanza
Sat Dec 23, 2023 8:37 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy Festivus December 23rd
Replies: 2
Views: 526

Re: Happy Festivus

Happy Festivus you bastards and sons of bitches!


My first grievance - why the eff is Zoom picking UDub? Or will it be a Festivus Miracle?


Time to put up the Festivus pole and start the feats of strength.
by George Costanza
Tue Dec 12, 2023 7:52 pm
Forum: Arizona Basketball
Topic: Lets Talk '24
Replies: 563
Views: 78559

Re: Lets Talk '24

dovecanyoncat wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 7:46 pm Sounds like Dec. 23 for Diallo?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/ ... r-AA1lpsOp
Diallo tweeted Tuesday afternoon “December 23…. ,” likely in reference to his commitment date.

12/23 is a Festivus for the rest of us!
by George Costanza
Fri Aug 04, 2023 8:09 am
Forum: Football Arch Rivals
Topic: Conference Realignment
Replies: 4314
Views: 2472732

Re: Conference Realignment

Omg effing god… This conference is so messed up This is like when I broke up with my college gf and she goes “ you can’t break up, it take two to get together it take two to break up” It's like launching missiles from a submarine - both people have to turn their keys. Apparently Robbins was unable ...
by George Costanza
Tue Jul 18, 2023 4:57 pm
Forum: Arizona Basketball
Topic: Thee Pac2 Network
Replies: 585
Views: 42163

Re: Thee Pac12 Network

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by George Costanza
Wed Jun 21, 2023 8:11 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Hottest Naughty Teacher Sex
Replies: 126
Views: 14870

Re: Hottest Naughty Teacher Sex

Was that wrong?
by George Costanza
Tue Jun 06, 2023 11:17 am
Forum: Other Sports
Topic: The PGA Tour
Replies: 87
Views: 6190

Re: The PGA Tour

by George Costanza
Sat Jun 03, 2023 11:08 am
Forum: Wildcat Baseball
Topic: 2023 Season Thread
Replies: 293
Views: 10339

Re: 2023 Season Thread

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by George Costanza
Wed May 24, 2023 5:49 pm
Forum: Arizona Basketball
Topic: Let's talk '23
Replies: 1599
Views: 1874595

Re: Let's talk '23

U.P. Zona Fan wrote: Wed May 24, 2023 4:18 pm He also took 96 shots per game to average 16.
Damn I thought I was a chucker.
by George Costanza
Mon May 08, 2023 8:01 pm
Forum: Arizona Football
Topic: 7 Jayden de Laura
Replies: 305
Views: 7531

Re: 7 Jayden de Laura

If I was in the bathroom of a restaurant and I saw the chef breeze past the sink without washing his hands after dropping a horrendously massive diarrhea dump and I told that to AzCatFan2 as a warning to not eat there, he’d counter with the man’s right to privacy in the bathroom and how I don’t kno...
by George Costanza
Sun Apr 30, 2023 7:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Colonoscopy
Replies: 32
Views: 834

Re: Colonoscopy

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by George Costanza
Fri Mar 24, 2023 6:39 pm
Forum: Basketball Arch Rivals
Topic: UCLA Basketball in trouble!
Replies: 5132
Views: 2126603

Re: UCLA Basketball in trouble!

Nice to see at least one Pac 12 school isn't embarrassing the conference and as usual it's the Bruins. I picked UCLA to go all the way to the championship game and per the norm it looks like I'll be right. Mick Cronin deserves NCOY. He's found a way to get the job done despite multiple injuries. Gr...
by George Costanza
Fri Mar 24, 2023 3:00 pm
Forum: Arizona Basketball
Topic: Kerr Kriisa
Replies: 1228
Views: 109855

Re: Kerr Kriisa

If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
by George Costanza
Wed Mar 22, 2023 11:46 am
Forum: Arizona Basketball
Topic: Kerr Kriisa
Replies: 1228
Views: 109855

Re: Kerr Kriisa

By all rights, the "BTFD!!" should no longer be associated with Arizona... ... that was Kerr's creation (after the blow out over Michigan in Vegas)!! Is this a joke? Are you saying BTFD was 1st coined in 2021?!!!! Which player or coach used that in public first? Pray tell! I have no fucking idea bu...
by George Costanza
Thu Apr 28, 2022 1:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What's for lunch?
Replies: 625
Views: 44839

Re: What's for lunch?

Longhorned wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 1:49 pm On what planet is that a tamal? I'd guess it would be something called "corn pudding cake."

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by George Costanza
Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:10 am
Forum: Arizona Basketball
Topic: UCLA rivalry
Replies: 231
Views: 12915

Re: UCLA rivalry

Not guilty? Why? Was there a second spitter?


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by George Costanza
Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Random Thoughts Thread
Replies: 2111
Views: 377610

Re: The Random Thoughts Thread

Cd,
You may think you're an idiot, but

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by George Costanza
Sat Mar 19, 2022 10:37 am
Forum: Basketball Arch Rivals
Topic: Sean Miller
Replies: 14633
Views: 748045

Re: Sean Miller

Alieberman wrote: Sat Mar 19, 2022 10:30 am It wasn’t you, it was me
I invented "it's not you it's me".

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by George Costanza
Tue Mar 08, 2022 6:38 am
Forum: Arizona Basketball
Topic: Let's talk '23
Replies: 1599
Views: 1874595

Re: Let's talk '23

Alieberman wrote: Tue Mar 08, 2022 6:19 am
EastCoastCat wrote: Tue Mar 08, 2022 5:18 am There is some really bad takes on the this thread...
It's totally cool to eat pizza with a fork and knife.
And candy bars

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by George Costanza
Tue Feb 08, 2022 6:54 pm
Forum: Arizona Women's Basketball
Topic: 2021-2022 Season
Replies: 464
Views: 116905

Re: 2021-2022 Season

I love me some Cate Reese.

-GC


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by George Costanza
Thu Sep 02, 2021 3:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Work Status Update
Replies: 947
Views: 46647

Re: Work Status Update

Merkin wrote: Thu Sep 02, 2021 2:49 pm

As one who sat all day at work, a wallet in your back pocket is bad for your back.
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by George Costanza
Thu Sep 02, 2021 11:55 am
Forum: Wildcat Softball
Topic: Ole Miss
Replies: 6
Views: 1043

Re: Ole Miss

Was that wrong?


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by George Costanza
Sun Aug 29, 2021 5:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Chest Shaving Question
Replies: 29
Views: 1404

Re: Chest Shaving Question

It's going to grow in thicker - just ask Kramer.

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by George Costanza
Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:25 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What's for lunch?
Replies: 625
Views: 44839

Re: What's for lunch?

Alieberman wrote: Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:05 pm It’s amazing how quickly conversations here can go from Salad-n-go to getting a sponge bath from a big titty nurse
I approve.


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by George Costanza
Tue Jul 20, 2021 6:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Work Status Update
Replies: 947
Views: 46647

Re: Work Status Update

This is Chicat's only chance to make a first impression that he's a former commercial airline pilot. It's always a well received conversation topic that raises rep forevermore. No... he's a marine biologist! https://seinfeldmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/ED51CA7E-3FC3-4A27-B6EF-B41980BD014C.j...
by George Costanza
Mon Jul 19, 2021 4:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Dinner Tonight
Replies: 3585
Views: 158021

Re: Dinner Tonight

Longhorned wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 12:58 pm I don't know why, but I prefer t-bone over porterhouse.
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by George Costanza
Fri Jun 25, 2021 1:05 pm
Forum: Football Arch Rivals
Topic: Fuck asu
Replies: 1190
Views: 118804

Re: Fuck asu

Irish27 wrote: Fri Jun 25, 2021 1:00 pm


Was that wrong?
by George Costanza
Fri May 28, 2021 2:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Work Status Update
Replies: 947
Views: 46647

Re: Work Status Update

Chicat wrote: Fri May 28, 2021 12:30 pm No word yet.

I bet I fucking jinxed it...
Just show up for work on Tuesday and tell the secretary you are a new hire and it's your first day. Hopefully your new boss is on vacation.

It'll work if you're Penske material.
by George Costanza
Fri May 07, 2021 9:08 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Midtown Tucson Murder
Replies: 30
Views: 1126

Re: Midtown Tucson Murder

UAdevil wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 7:24 pm Pretty sure it was the car. They got them 10 minutes later up the street in front on the Grant/Park CVS.
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by George Costanza
Thu Mar 18, 2021 5:49 pm
Forum: Basketball Arch Rivals
Topic: 2020-2021 Non PAC-12 game thread
Replies: 53
Views: 3088

Re: 2020-2021 Non PAC-12 game thread

Love the Drake!
by George Costanza
Wed Mar 10, 2021 9:46 pm
Forum: Basketball Arch Rivals
Topic: Sean Miller
Replies: 14633
Views: 748045

Re: Sean Miller

Wolken was just on 1450. I didn’t catch whole interview but one thing that stood out to me was he straight up said that Robins was running the show and Heeke has no say so in this. Sounds like the football hire, why do we pay this Heeke guy again? He must feel like such a tool knowing that he is ba...
by George Costanza
Sun Feb 07, 2021 6:00 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2020 NFL Season Thread
Replies: 173
Views: 7629

Re: 2020 NFL Season Thread

Give me back my face!
by George Costanza
Thu Jan 14, 2021 7:07 pm
Forum: Arizona Football
Topic: Assistant Coach Hotboard
Replies: 476
Views: 291197

Re: Assistant Coach Hotboard

azgreg wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 7:03 pm "I like guys who like to smash guys."
~Coach Brown
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by George Costanza
Wed Dec 23, 2020 11:26 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy Festivus December 23rd
Replies: 2
Views: 526

Happy Festivus December 23rd

What better day to have the airing of grievances?

I got a lotta problems with you Heeke and Robbins! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe!

by George Costanza
Tue Dec 15, 2020 8:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Haha Florida
Replies: 161
Views: 13347

Re: Haha Florida

Is that a Titleist?

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by George Costanza
Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:12 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The best fast food burger?
Replies: 406
Views: 21414

Re: The best fast food burger?

Hands down it was the McDLT. The hot stays hot and the cheese stays cold.

Happy Thanksgiving you bastards!

by George Costanza
Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:47 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: RIP Notable Figures
Replies: 844
Views: 69922

Re: RIP Notable Figures

^^^^^^ Rest In Peace

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by George Costanza
Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:11 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Plain Talk About Sex During the Plague
Replies: 27
Views: 735

Re: Plain Talk About Sex During the Plague

wyo-cat wrote:
I hate to "go there," but I recall Fugitive Sex was better than conjugal sex.

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by George Costanza
Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:39 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Plain Talk About Sex During the Plague
Replies: 27
Views: 735

Re: Plain Talk About Sex During the Plague

I know Alieberman; So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talki...
by George Costanza
Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Plain Talk About Sex During the Plague
Replies: 27
Views: 735

Re: Plain Talk About Sex During the Plague

I've discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex... *shelter in place sex*.


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by George Costanza
Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Random Thoughts Thread
Replies: 2111
Views: 377610

Re: The Random Thoughts Thread

What fast food restaurant makes you have to take a dump the fastest after eating it? For me it’s Chipotle. I sometimes have to take a dump if I just walk by that place and smell it. Never had this happen to me and I eat a lot of fast food. Maybe that’s why? But damn, the second I walk into a bookst...
by George Costanza
Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:08 pm
Forum: Arizona Football
Topic: Let's just call the whole thing off.
Replies: 24
Views: 1174

Re: Let's just call the whole thing off.

I have followed Arizona football since my Junior year in high school (80-81) and I've never been more down on the program then I am now. I saw the first 5minutes of the third quarter last night and then switched it off to watch Celtic woman on pbs. Didn’t even check the final score this am. Yes I’m...
by George Costanza
Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:27 pm
Forum: Arizona Basketball
Topic: 2018-2019 Arizona Basketball
Replies: 2539
Views: 115012

Re: 2018-2019 Arizona Basketball

Step off Merkin!
by George Costanza
Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:49 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: News of the weird
Replies: 821
Views: 81288

Re: News of the weird

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by George Costanza
Tue Jun 26, 2018 6:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What's for Breakfast??
Replies: 148
Views: 6501

Re: What's for Breakfast??

by George Costanza
Thu Mar 01, 2018 7:06 pm
Forum: Arizona Basketball
Topic: Allonzo Trier
Replies: 4039
Views: 213526

Re: Allonzo Trier

Spaceman Spiff wrote:
prh wrote:So....any movement here?
If that press conference is followed by Trier being back, it's definitely going to move.

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