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scumdevils86 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:07 pm It's so gaudy and like has olive garden vibes. Yeesh

I call that aesthetic, "pseudo-Mediterranean Country Crock".

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I haven't showered in a month.

Nobody will come near me.

There's no correlation between the two statements above. Please stop making assumptions. Everyone is unfair and I smell great!

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I'm glad he isn't physically hurt, but this is really awful. And I'm pissed at the owner. She must know that her own dog has aggression issues. So, in what world does she not have the leash secured to her own arm? We have tons of people who come to our neighborhood park with their dogs off leash alt...

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dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 4:15 pm They don't make it easy to find the sodium level in Impossible Brats, but each link sausage is 28% of the recommended daily intake. I love salty fatty meats. They're evil. Somebody stop me.

So, 3 sausages and a bunch of chocolate every day. Done.

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I rarely eat mammals anymore... but I do allow myself a cheat day every now and then. One of the things I never have anymore but often crave is a Chicago Hot Dog. I was sad when Luke's shut down. I'll probably break down and go to Portillo's at some point (after the initial crowds die down) Somebod...

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I doubt I'll ever go to Portillo's in Tucson. I've honestly had my fill.

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azgreg wrote: ↑Tue Apr 12, 2022 8:18 am We finally bought an air fryer.

You beat me to it. It's not even on my radar to learn what they are. I figure I have plenty of things to cook with my current setup, as long as I continue to dwell in ignorance and not concern myself with having to work through where I'd put another cooking device.

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azgreg wrote: ↑Fri Apr 08, 2022 9:16 pm

So, what's the point of them earning home court advantage throughout the playoffs?

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On Saturday night we went to Penca. First time in years. What a feast. Amazing. The single $8 fish taco I had was a work of art.

Also, went to Tough Luck. Nice cocktails. And the $6 roll of the dice for a shot was fun.

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Yeah but what if you take one of those really long shits WHILE the toilet is flushing and there's a moment between where you start and the stool ends? I can see how you'd end up running out of a cave naked looking for a bison.

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Does Sean keep him as an assistant? Sean offered him a spot as his #2 He got the head coaching job at Georgia State. https://twitter.com/ajc/status/1512211643341717506 It's always enticing the way this freshly-showered Georgia State math professor catches your eye and says, "Super naughty professor...

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Chicat wrote: ↑Fri Apr 08, 2022 6:07 am Aww Frank… why the long face?

Because my nose was born with three extra vertebrae. And sometimes I forget to trim my right nostril hairs.

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Oh my gosh, are they really gonna get trolled into the microchip??? There were thousands of votes, wonder howany are really fans? Twitter is a horrible place. On Twitter you could literally go in and change a rival's court design to feature the Prophet Mohamed (peace be upon him) eating a big ol' b...

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I should have known better when I thought the end would bring merciful relief to the Lakers. When will the press stop dragging their lifeless body around the walls of Troy? Is there no other basketball to talk about?

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I was amazed to learn that 52% of people don't have a dog. That isn't right. By now I really have a sense of the importance of having a dog in your life. You're not going to be a complete human being until you've connected your world with the world of a dog. Like with no other animal, it's so plainl...

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Chicat wrote: ↑Thu Apr 07, 2022 8:26 am

With like 2 games left? Is that basically one NBA game he gets to suit up for?

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I just got one of his mass emails sent out the day before yesterday. A bike accident? I'm getting more and more nervous about the dangers drivers are putting us all in. What a loss.

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We're in the same camp on Koloko and RHJ's career is applicable to why I'd tell Koloko to leave. Like RHJ, Koloko has elite attributes that a team will invest in to see if he can address his weaknesses over time. I suppose a factor in this might be to what extent CLo can earn via NIL - I have no id...

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UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 06, 2022 10:30 am

It was pretty funny when Ayton wasn't sure whether or not the ball was in play when he caught that airball free throw. I wouldn't have been sure whether it was a violation to catch it on the way down before it just hits the floor.

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I hope next time HUB sponsors him instead.

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Congratulations! It's kind of magical to settle into a boring life at home together. You know, Tuesday night. I remember wanting that when going weeks apart between visits to Philadelphia, and worse when I was working in Turkey and Greece.

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I wonder whether it's limiting to think of it in terms of dealing with a negative situation. As though your yard were a mess, and now you have to go through the effort and expense of hiring someone to help get in all cleaned up. In a positive way, it's about experienced something amazing. The best w...

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Dragger, I remember this time when an interviewer (60 Minutes?) tried to get Prince Charles to ascent to being happy. The interviewer did that by listing out all the things that Prince Charles has to be happy about. He probably had his own list of reasons to the contrary, like you and we all have. I...

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When did that rule start? https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4b6cbPHXY1rs0upzo1_500.gif Let me get this straight: If I'm on a flight and I go to the lavatory and take a dump, except I fail to remember to actually make my way to the lavatory, is there anything that would "happen" if I just take a d...

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I'm going full LegallyKenny and upgrading to economy plus on all my flights. I'm a state employee, so it's coming out of my own miles or finances, but I'm done with all the serial masturbators. Find me at the front of the plane closer to the first class compartment. I'm the guy with the three extra ...

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Big coaching jobs are for novices. All the big coaches have left them for mid-majors.

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Can the rat’s fragile ego really allow himself to lose his last home game and last tournament game to UNC? Watch him pull a Tom Brady. If so, it will be in spite of ESPN's backflips to protect him. Right now, the headlines are all about what an all-time colossal finish to his career that was last n...

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That's a shame.

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* barf *

Why didn't ESPN do a hit job on Kansas? Why didn't they have to try to rebuild the whole thing this year?

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:tup:

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eegee's Watermelon Pineapple is the flavor of the month. Removal of fruit from eegee's is an urban legend. Tons of pineapple in mine. It's back. It really was gone. I've never been to a new location in Phoenix but I heard it's still bad there. When it was gone, I got a pina colada and the only frui...

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Everyone would need to take a big step forward for this group to not be pretty clearly worse than last year. And lets be real: I'm not expecting to win the conference by three games and take a 1 seed into March. We should be prepared for a step back from last season. One bonus here is that while we...

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Going to look at a house in Green Valley tomorrow. We plan to eat at Elvira's in Tubac. Years ago I had a fish dish there I can't recall appropriately, but it had a mountain of fresh cilantro on it and I had an orgasm at the table. I hope they don't remember me. They took all the old decor to Tubac...

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UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 31, 2022 9:53 pm
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Longhorned wrote: ↑Wed Mar 30, 2022 8:28 pm Trying the Monica tomorrow
The corner market cheeseburger there is the best cheeseburger I've ever had in Tucson. Nice beer list.
Where is this?

On Congress west of Scott. It's a new Charro/Don Guerra operation.

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Sounds like a great plan

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Longhorned wrote: ↑Wed Mar 30, 2022 8:28 pm Trying the Monica tomorrow

The corner market cheeseburger there is the best cheeseburger I've ever had in Tucson. Nice beer list.

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Where are you connecting to?

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You can change your height if you want. Not just rounding up from 5' 9.5", but changing to any height you want. Like 6-foot-7. Just fold your chosen height into any conversation at work. There are limits that prevent anyone from not granting you your chosen height. "The toilets?" you'll say. "I don'...

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Yeah, there's a phenomenon in Italy where mothers go to the hospital periodically because they break down with the burnout from being an Italian mother. It's a common medical condition that comes out of context where the mother is so overburdened. And since their husbands would never allow them to g...

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azgreg wrote: ↑Wed Mar 30, 2022 8:25 am Chorizo, potato, and eggs.

Better yet when all that's stuffed inside a Sonoran flour tortilla.

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UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 30, 2022 6:38 pm

Is that reviewable?

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Trying the Monica tomorrow

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wyo-cat wrote: ↑Wed Mar 30, 2022 6:17 pm Breakfast for Dinner has been a tradition at my crib for a long time. The kids always loved it.

Who would ever eat anything other than breakfast foods?

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Way too early got waaaaaaaay too early when we got the transfer portal.

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My last stress breakdown was March 2020, following memorable episodes in November 2017, after returning from an exhausting year of work in Europe. And March 2013, coinciding with a severe battle with the Flu. And July 2009, while fighting heat exhaustion, hay fever, and depression. And May 2006, on...

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when i have the heart to write about style i will, but as ridiculous as Hansen is, what hes trying to say and saying it in a very poor way is that AZ and its foreign style got mudrunned by a i-got-next punch-you-in-the-mouth i-got-no-future-in-this-game-beyond-today inner city American playground w...

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Tommy Lloyd let us all say "Merry Christmas!" again.

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UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 29, 2022 7:31 am How is that guy still employed?

I don't know but it probably rhymes with 'lextortion"

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This is what Popovich in 2015 when he told Kerr, "Congratulations on the championship. It's that easy, isn't it?"

It is at first.

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