Any poop experts want tell me who shat in my driveway?

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Any poop experts want tell me who shat in my driveway?

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Looks like he/she/it dug a shallow trench and shat in it. :P

*edit: just to clarify, definitely a non-human animal and just trying figure out what it is. Definitely not a domestic one.

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You’re going to have to dig around in it and look for the bones of it’s prey.
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Perhaps black bear?


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Chicat wrote:You’re going to have to dig around in it and look for the bones of it’s prey.
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Definitely some hair in the shit I think
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Merkin wrote:Perhaps black bear?
Do we have them in Tucson? I was thinking either bobcat or javelina or coyote. I’ve seen a bobcat twice on my property and saw my first coyote down the street just before Christmas when I drove to the airport in the early morning. Normally I’m not up early enough to see any nocturnal animals.
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Needs a banana for scale
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scumdevils86 wrote:Needs a banana for scale
I knowwwww! Didn’t have one. But bigger than a cat shit, smaller than a human shit. Unless you’re majorly constipated.
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ByJoveByJingle wrote:
Merkin wrote:Perhaps black bear?
Do we have them in Tucson? I was thinking either bobcat or javelina or coyote. I’ve seen a bobcat twice on my property and saw my first coyote down the street just before Christmas when I drove to the airport in the early morning. Normally I’m not up early enough to see any nocturnal animals.
There are some bears in the Catalinas and Rincons I believe
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I think it was Hobo Joe.
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Most likely, its a coyote. Javalina is not out of the question, but id expect to see seeds and stuff.

Search on 'javalina scat' and you should be able to find a U of A 'glovebox guide' to scat identification
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PieceOfMeat wrote:why do I keep coming back to BDW?

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On demand. There's a shit-ton you can learn about a living creature from their scat.
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Looks like Mountain Hamster to me.
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Somebody once accused someone on this board of a probable willingness to excuse Sean Miller even if he were to take a crap in the poster's driveway.

BibbysTowelDude responded, "If Sean Miller took a crap in my driveway, I'd carefully seal it in a plastic bag and preserve it in my freezer forever."
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Longhorned wrote:Somebody once accused someone on this board of a probable willingness to excuse Sean Miller even if he were to take a crap in the poster's driveway.

BibbysTowellDude responded, "If Sean Miller took a crap in my driveway, I'd carefully seal it in a plastic bag and preserve it in my freezer forever."
So what you’re saying is, if I go through my Ring doorbell footage (that I don’t have), I would find an image of Sean Miller with cheap trousers down, squatting in my driveway?

On a tangential note, I like me some Sean Miller, but is his ability to make an expensive suit look cheap unparalleled? I think so.
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It has fur in it, so it isn't a Javelina. Could be from a Coyote, but the lack of seeds makes me think it's probably a bobcat.
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I think the next big network gameshow should be

"Who Shat in my Driveway?"

It will be bigger than Wheel of Fortune.
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ASUCatFan wrote:It has fur in it, so it isn't a Javelina. Could be from a Coyote, but the lack of seeds makes me think it's probably a bobcat.
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ASUCatFan wrote:It has fur in it, so it isn't a Javelina. Could be from a Coyote, but the lack of seeds makes me think it's probably a bobcat.
Only way to be sure is to taste it. Slight hint of almond and vanilla and you can be sure it was a bobcat.
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Chicat wrote:
ASUCatFan wrote:It has fur in it, so it isn't a Javelina. Could be from a Coyote, but the lack of seeds makes me think it's probably a bobcat.
Only way to be sure is to taste it. Slight hint of almond and vanilla and you can be sure it was a bobcat.
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ByJoveByJingle wrote:
Longhorned wrote:
On a tangential note, I like me some Sean Miller, but is his ability to make an expensive suit look cheap unparalleled? I think so.
Trump will always win that competition.
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legallykenny wrote:
ByJoveByJingle wrote:
Longhorned wrote:
On a tangential note, I like me some Sean Miller, but is his ability to make an expensive suit look cheap unparalleled? I think so.
Trump will always win that competition.
Are Trump’s suits made out of Glad Bags?
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legallykenny wrote:
ByJoveByJingle wrote:
Longhorned wrote:
On a tangential note, I like me some Sean Miller, but is his ability to make an expensive suit look cheap unparalleled? I think so.
Trump will always win that competition.
I actually doubt Trump’s suits are expensive.
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Chicat wrote:
legallykenny wrote:
ByJoveByJingle wrote:
Longhorned wrote:
On a tangential note, I like me some Sean Miller, but is his ability to make an expensive suit look cheap unparalleled? I think so.
Trump will always win that competition.
I actually doubt Trump’s suits are expensive.
In the sense that he stiffs his tailor.
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ByJoveByJingle wrote:Looks like he/she/it dug a shallow trench and shat in it. :P

*edit: just to clarify, definitely a non-human animal and just trying figure out what it is. Definitely not a domestic one.

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If ever I come to the General Discussion board and learn something, that would mean none of you are doing your job.
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Fucking neighborhood cat pooped in my raised garden bed.

1. Are my vegatables ruined?
2. How do I stop this from happening again?
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Cayenne pepper will do it quick and easy
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