Dodgeball

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:05 pm

Just got back from taking my kids to this place called "AirTime" It's like a giant warehouse filled with trampolines, a foam pit, and a dodgeball court.

The dodgeball court was filled half with kids from like 6-10 years old and half teenager boy douchbags who were taking this way too seriously and actually cheating and never admit when they get hit and constantly arguing with the minimum wage paid ref. I wasn't playing at first but once I saw these douchebags I couldn't not jump in and get a few hits in.

So.... my 40 year old back is in a bit of pain right now... but it was worth it. In the car ride home my 9 year old says "Dad... Did you know you hit that 1 kid, with the sleeveless shirt, in the balls?"

"Did I really?.... I didn't notice!"

Daryl Zero · Post by **Daryl Zero** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:51 pm

Well, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:58 pm

Sleeveless shirt? Should've hit him in the balls again...

wyo-cat · Post by **wyo-cat** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:02 pm

Those places are a blast for the kids, but I've never ventured in.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:05 pm

Daryl Zero wrote:Well, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Came here to say that!

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:20 pm

Remember, dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger kids for your team. That way you can gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here:

Well done Alieberman!

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:40 pm

UAEebs86 wrote:Remember, dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger kids for your team. That way you can gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here:

Well done Alieberman!

Thanks!

But in my defense, these "bigger, stronger kids" were having a pretty good time throwing as hard as they could at the 6-10 year olds. I was just there to get a little revenge!

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:20 pm

:tup: Alieb

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:27 pm

NDL Pro Dodgeball.

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That's right, The National Dodgeball League.

http://www.thendl.com/thendl-teams.asp

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:55 pm

azgreg wrote:NDL Pro Dodgeball.

That's right, The National Dodgeball League.

http://www.thendl.com/thendl-teams.asp

Part of the American Dodgeball Association of America (ADAA)

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:32 pm

Sainthood coming!

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