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by UAdevil » Sat Jan 17, 2015 9:13 am
Love the 've! Stop with the: Would of - Could of - Should of - Must of - Might of
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by SCCat » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:28 pm
The caption to that picture in the article is amazing...
"Yes, that's Greasley staring down Heinrich Himmler. Turns out being the only one around
getting laid on the regular gives you a ton of confidence."
Oh shit that's excellent.
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by scumdevils86 » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:33 pm
That's not him in the picture by the way although he claimed it to be
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by SCCat » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:37 pm
scumdevils86 wrote: That's not him in the picture by the way although he claimed it to be
AWWWWW that's too bad...oh well.
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by Alieberman » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:11 pm
I got married.
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by Merkin » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:17 pm
Alieberman wrote: I got married.
Just the opposite for me.
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by Reydituto » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:29 pm
mytwocents wrote: I opened my door
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
It's me, let's have sex.
But in my book, you gotta get to White Castle before the weirdos show up!
Tonight he gets Happy-Go-Jackie on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle!
Sweet Sassy Molassey, get out the checkbook and pay Grandma for the rubdown!
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by mytwocents » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:35 pm
Reydituto wrote: mytwocents wrote: I opened my door
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
It's me, let's have sex.
Basically...CRAZY RIGHT?!
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by Reydituto » Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:15 pm
mytwocents wrote: Reydituto wrote: mytwocents wrote: I opened my door
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
It's me, let's have sex.
Basically...CRAZY RIGHT?!
Only if you didn't know him ...
But in my book, you gotta get to White Castle before the weirdos show up!
Tonight he gets Happy-Go-Jackie on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle!
Sweet Sassy Molassey, get out the checkbook and pay Grandma for the rubdown!
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by Longhorned » Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:23 pm
Failed 6th grade twice to learn how to delay a climax for Ms. Smontana.
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by Salty » Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:42 pm
Ate Lindys, played Halo, and watched Book of Eli.
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by UAdevil » Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:10 pm
Salty wrote: Ate Lindys, played Halo, and watched Book of Eli.
...and didn't get laid.
Love the 've! Stop with the: Would of - Could of - Should of - Must of - Might of
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by azgreg » Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:15 pm
Joined the Army, went to Germany, and met a girl that had more leg hair then I had.
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by SGIT » Sat Jan 17, 2015 5:51 pm
mytwocents wrote: I opened my door
What's your address again?
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by mytwocents » Sat Jan 17, 2015 6:28 pm
What's your address again?
Ha...
Only if you didn't know him ...
Well he introduced himself...
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by SCCat » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:20 pm
mytwocents wrote: Well he introduced himself...
When I first read it I figured "I opened my door" was code, like "Let's meet for a coffee."
Nope, no code. Actual door opening.
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by Reydituto » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:29 pm
mytwocents wrote: Only if you didn't know him ...
Well he introduced himself...
Well see, you knew him. Barely mind you ...
But in my book, you gotta get to White Castle before the weirdos show up!
Tonight he gets Happy-Go-Jackie on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle!
Sweet Sassy Molassey, get out the checkbook and pay Grandma for the rubdown!
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by mytwocents » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:53 pm
Reydituto wrote: mytwocents wrote: Only if you didn't know him ...
Well he introduced himself...
Well see, you knew him. Barely mind you ...
Hey...if I knew him really well that would just be normal...we're going for crazy here..
SCCat wrote: mytwocents wrote: Well he introduced himself...
When I first read it I figured "I opened my door" was code, like "Let's meet for a coffee."
Nope, no code. Actual door opening.
LOL...
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by PieceOfMeat » Sat Jan 17, 2015 9:51 pm
mytwocents wrote: I opened my door
This has the makings of a marvelous tale.
It's long past time to bring this back to the court, let's do it with a small update:
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by 77HoyaCat4Ever » Sat Jan 17, 2015 10:14 pm
mytwocents wrote: I opened my door
Just a crack ?
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by UAEebs86 » Sat Jan 17, 2015 10:16 pm
PieceOfMeat wrote: mytwocents wrote: I opened my door
This has the makings of a marvelous tail.
FYP
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by mytwocents » Sat Jan 17, 2015 10:42 pm
You guys are making my night with your posts...ok, maybe not my night but you've got me loling while I'm working so thank ya'll
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by 77HoyaCat4Ever » Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:08 pm
mytwocents wrote: You guys are making my night with your wooden posts
We aim to please
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by Chicat » Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:10 pm
Soooooo . . . I knew MTC in college. Might have even opened her door a time or two.
But no, it didn't get me laid.
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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by mytwocents » Sun Jan 18, 2015 12:08 pm
Chicat wrote: Soooooo . . . I knew MTC in college. Might have even opened her door a time or two.
LOLOL...I'm pretty sure our door was always unlocked...you know...you can't rape the willing....
But no, it didn't get me laid.