Hot/Not Round 1: #27 Shania Twain vs. #38 Lucy Liu

[JMarkJohns]

Who ya got?





vs.

[PieceOfMeat]

Lucy.

even though I doubt she has a chance on this board.

[JMarkJohns]

I like Liu, but I can't vote against Shania. They don't make 'em like that very often.

[JMarkJohns]

Shocking vote thus far!

[PieceOfMeat]

I like Liu, but I can't vote against Shania. They don't make 'em like that very often.

what, and Liu's are a dime a dozen?

Shocking vote thus far!

Yeah, it really is.

Don't worry, the avalanche of Twain love will hit tomorrow when people wake up

[JMarkJohns]

I like Liu, but I can't vote against Shania. They don't make 'em like that very often.

what, and Liu's are a dime a dozen?

Not at all. This is an issue of timing.

Shania was one of my holy trinity growing up, along with Elle MacPherson and Sophie Marceau.

Elle is not a part of this vote, and Sophie is already ousted.

Shania biting the dust early would be a real hit to my psyche.

I'll never recover if such a fate would happen to Elle

[PieceOfMeat]

I like Liu, but I can't vote against Shania. They don't make 'em like that very often.

what, and Liu's are a dime a dozen?

Not at all. This is an issue of timing.

Shania was one of my holy trinity growing up, along with Elle MacPherson and Sophie Marceau.

Elle is not a part of this vote, and Sophie is already ousted.

Shania biting the dust early would be a real hit to my psyche.

Ahhhh gotcha.



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Lucy's got freckles

[azgreg]

[Longhorned]

Lucy

[Alieberman]

Shania was one of my holy trinity growing up, along with Elle MacPherson and Sophie Marceau.

Elle is not a part of this vote, and Sophie is already ousted.

Shania biting the dust early would be a real hit to my psyche.

I'll never recover if such a fate would happen to Elle

How did Elle not get put to a vote? Elle is without a doubt my #1. She is perfection.

[azcat49]

No Asian flu for me, Shania baby.

[Mr.Zebra]

No Asian flu for me, Shania baby.

[azcat49]

Whatever the saying is when men crave Asian women. Lui is pretty but I think Shania is sexy. Even her name is cool

[Puerco]

Never, ever been a big Shania fan. Lucy, otoh, is way hot.

[Puerco]

No Asian flu for me, Shania baby.

If you're shocked at that, you're in for a looong ride on these boards. Politically correct, we are not.

[Bear Down Vegas]

Coincidental side note - my wife & her sister went out dancing Saturday night & Shania was at the club; she commented on how much she liked my wife's dress & they ended up partying with her all night. Of course, I was home with the kids. That's how well I run.

[JMarkJohns]

This board is tame, almost innocent in its discussion of female beauty.

Other boards would discuss J-Lo as "Bitch got dick garage for days!"

I think it's Asian Fever, the psyche where white men idealize and favor Asian women.

[97cats]

Shania Twain is one annoying woman

[Coop Cat]

Put my boots under Shania's bed anytime!!

[CalStateTempe]

Never, ever been a big Shania fan. Lucy, otoh, is way hot.

Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about. And I feel strongly about this one.

[Chicat]

Shania's music sucks.

Which has no bearing on this vote, but I wanted you all to know.

[CalStateTempe]

My friend at the CDC got the yellow fever vaccine the other day, in anticipation for his deployment to Seirra Leone.

Commence jokes...

[catgrad97]

Shania's music sucks.

Which has no bearing on this vote, but I wanted you all to know.

It should. It took the country out of country music before Blake Shelton was even old enough to think about cheating.

Liu for that reason alone.

[Puerco]

Liu is maybe just a little bit cooler than Twain, doncha think?

[Merkin]

No Asian flu for me, Shania baby.

If you're shocked at that, you're in for a looong ride on these boards. Politically correct, we are not.

Not sure why anyone would get upset if someone says they are not attracted to Asians, since race is a physical trait.

This one is tough for me. I'm a sucker for perky redheads. Have been in my love life. I did like Fisher for doing some classic pinup images. Thumbs up there.

Uh oh, a physical trait!

However, I do find Japanese nude models extremely attractive, more so than Chinese. But there are many Chinese models who are more attractive than Japanese, but just overall I prefer to check out Japanese porn over other Asian nationalities. I find Thai women (and ladyboys) very beautiful, Filipino women not as much.

[CalStateTempe]

Blake Shelton is such a bitch.

[JMarkJohns]

Bump

[Reydituto]

Just want to register my vote in the post for Shania. She's hot.

[Bear Down Vegas]

If my vote wasn't read as for Shania it should be taken as such.

A lot of people bashing her music (which I get) but Mutt Lange is responsible for a lot of that. It's not like the woman can't sing. He Def Leppard'ed pop country.

[Merkin]

I know nothing about her music except for this song, which is a great homage to the Robert Palmer Addicted to Love video:

[Longhorned]

People who vote for Lucy Liu are like a charcoal-grilled ribeye steak with a buttered baked potato and bacon, and people who vote for Shania Twain are like bowl of peas with milk and cottage cheese mixed up with it. Neither is better. They're just different.

[Reydituto]

People who vote for Lucy Liu are like a charcoal-grilled ribeye steak with a buttered baked potato and bacon, and people who vote for Shania Twain are like bowl of peas with milk and cottage cheese mixed up with it. Neither is better. They're just different.

I like mushy peas. Don't know WTF you're doing putting cottage cheese in it, but whatever.

I like Lucy Liu. I'd eat her raw like sushi.

But Shania Twain is not mushy peas. She's at least poutine, being Canadian and all that, which is to say she's damn tasty.

[NYCat]

Neither

[Longhorned]

Neither

Fine, but later on in this tourney when the stakes get real, you won't be prepared. You can't just turn it off and on like a switch.

[azgreg]

Neither

Fine, but later on in this tourney when the stakes get real, you won't be prepared. You can't just turn it off and on like a switch.

The Spurs say hi.

[NYCat]

Neither

Fine, but later on in this tourney when the stakes get real, you won't be prepared. You can't just turn it off and on like a switch.

The gif proves you're wrong, I'll be ready

[JMarkJohns]

55% for Shania