Bear Down Wildcats

I swear I saw a bunch of stuff where he was in the DMs of a bunch of 15-16 year olds for years.

Feels like that would be big news.

Allison Langdon and Karl Stefanovic of Nine Network’s “Today” were discussing couch grass with their guests, who were sharing tips on lawn care.

“My couch is dying” Langdon said.

The problem is, the Australian pronunciation of “couch,” which is also ... well ... just check out what happened next:

^

Same.

UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 08, 2022 7:37 am

“East coast AP voter makes appearance on Jeopardy”

- from a PAC-12 focused Twitter account I follow

How do you bring the Republican party to its knees?

Paint your dick orange.

From the Travels with Bubba chapter of Shiteater Odyssey:

We're nearly back to Missoula for the second time this year, and about 35 miles east of town on I-90 road construction closes the slow lane and traffic merges left and slows down. Just before reaching work on a west-bound Interstate overpass we're shunted across the median to the fast lane of the east bound I-90 lanes. The overpass work has jack-hammered all the concrete off of the west-bound overpass down to the underlying superstructure of steel beams and girders. What remains are huge open gaping holes and a matrix of remnant concrete with gnarly shards of rebar poking upward. I couldn't tell if the overpass spanned the Clark Fork river or the railroad, but it was about 30' above whatever it spanned, and the span was 100'-125' long or so. In the goddamned middle of the span, I fucking swear on a stack, there's a pickup truck wedged into the superstructure gaps. It's pitched violently forward and to the left side such that I can't see the condition of the driver's side window below the upper portion of the concrete divider that separated my line of sight from across the median strip. Now there are only about 3 ways this could have transpired.

1. After all the jackhammer work was done someone used the nearby crane to put their buddy's truck onto the span.
2. Some asshole parked his truck on the span and the rest of the crew decided to bust his chops by jackhammering away all the concrete underneath it for 60' front and back of his rig and on both sides as well.
3. Some shiteating pissant decided to assert his freedumb, and driving at freeway speed and yelling "Let's Go Brandon!!!" drove 60' across gaping holes and shredding rebar shards to impact violently in the middle of a bridge potentially flying through his windshield and down 30' to the space below.

When we crossed the span my wife looked at me and said : "As soon as we can we gotta get the fuck outta this state."

Dove family: Arizona, we're coming home. Don't do anything stoopid in the meantime.
Arizona: Not possible. Montana took all the stoopid with it.

Apologies if redundant:

And you thought Ted Cruz was triggered before.

Remember ladies, every time you masturbate an angel dies.

There’s gotta be a hole in the ozone layer after that epic burn Greta laid down.

Damn!

Twerking is kinda getting outta control:

Check out the guy minding his own business on the sidewalk.

Gotta say, I 100% expected this to happen.