It's like snorting aquarium cleaner: what have you got to lose?
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Tue May 19, 2020 7:01 pm
by CalStateTempe
So maybe Corona virus and dealing for everyone’s craziness has pushed me to dark dark places
But god damn reddit/roast me is just comedic gold.
For the brave souls who don’t give a shit and the fucked up people who comments
All of you faceless internet people, thank you for the laughs.
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 9:41 am
by UAEebs86
My mom thinks LOL means lots of love. Leads to some awkward texts.
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 9:43 am
by UAEebs86
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 7:50 am
by Chicat
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:23 am
by UAEebs86
My wife and I were just talking about those stupid 70's Reese's commercials.
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 9:56 am
by Longhorned
I remember a 70s underarm deodorant commercial where the guy rests his nose in the woman's armpit.
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:13 am
by dovecanyoncat
Early 70s: "My wife, I think I'll keep her."
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:36 pm
by RichardCranium
UAEebs86 wrote:My wife and I were just talking about those stupid 70's Reese's commercials.
I hate Reeses Peanut butter Cups.
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 10:14 am
by Longhorned
My husband.... Here's his Ancient Chinese Secret: Calgon!
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:57 pm
by dovecanyoncat
On our evening walk I went on an anti-Trump tirade. My wife lovingly called me a "loopy fucking cunt". We've been watching Deadwood.
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:07 pm
by UAEebs86
dovecanyoncat wrote:On our evening walk I went on an anti-Trump tirade. My wife lovingly called me a "loopy fucking cunt". We've been watching Deadwood.
We were watching a snippet of the "Students for Trump" Nazi rally at the church in Phoenix. My wife said "stupid ASU fuckers". She's a keeper.
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:26 pm
by dovecanyoncat
UAEebs86 wrote:
dovecanyoncat wrote:On our evening walk I went on an anti-Trump tirade. My wife lovingly called me a "loopy fucking cunt". We've been watching Deadwood.
We were watching a snippet of the "Students for Trump" Nazi rally at the church in Phoenix. My wife said "stupid ASU fuckers". She's a keeper.
We did well, you and I.
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:07 am
by azcat49
In these times I thought this might bring a smile and a laugh or two
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:23 pm
by Chicat
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:08 pm
by Chicat
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:06 pm
by scumdevils86
Chicat wrote:
TV's golden age.
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:09 pm
by pc in NM
scumdevils86 wrote:
Chicat wrote:
TV's golden age.
Scenes from “The Vast Wasteland”!!
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:33 pm
by ASUHATER!
what the hell was that
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:06 pm
by dovecanyoncat
The 80s dudes, y'all missed out.
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:34 pm
by scumdevils86
I mean I was alive. And I know more 70s and 80s tv and music than should be acceptable for someone born in 1986. But I did certainly miss out.
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:54 am
by Chicat
Re: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2020 1:27 pm
by azcat49
You older guys and golfers will appreciate this joke:
Husband - "I'm so sorry I’m late Honey, but you probably don't want to hear the reason."
Wife - "I want the truth, and I want it now!"
Husband - "Fine. We finished in under four hours and then had a quick beer in the clubhouse. After that, I hopped in the car and would have been here at 12 noon on the button. However, on the way home, I spotted a girl half our age who was struggling with a flat tire. I changed that tire in a jiffy, and next, she was offering me money. Of course, I refused the money. Then she told me that she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton and begged me to stop so she could buy me a beer. She was such a sweetie, so I said, "Yes." Before you know it, one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other. Then she told me that she had a room at the Sheraton less than 50 steps from our table. She suggested that we go for some privacy, while pulling me by the hand. Now I'm in her room.
The talking stopped, and clothes were flying. We proceeded to make love in every way imaginable. It must have gone on for hours, because, before I know it, the clock says 5:30 p.m. I jumped up, threw on my clothes and ran to my car. Now here I am. There. You wanted the truth, so you got it."