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YOLO
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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That was klassy!
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The failure of the bystanders to intervene was even worse behavior than that of the two combatants....
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#YOLO
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One minute that lady is riding a handicap scooter, and the next she's Thomas "The Hit Man" Hearns throwing haymakers.
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UAEebs86 wrote:One minute that lady is riding a handicap scooter
What is the deeeeal with that?

Normally I see a bunch of old people riding them, or really fat women, but she seems perfectly healthy.
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Merkin wrote:
UAEebs86 wrote:One minute that lady is riding a handicap scooter
What is the deeeeal with that?

Normally I see a bunch of old people riding them, or really fat women, but she seems perfectly healthy.
She's lazy . . . until it's time to beat some ass?
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I guess security was on their lunch break....
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Jesus fucking christ. That kid has zero chance of being even remotely normal...disgusts me.
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Oh yeah, that kid is fucked.
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threenumberones wrote:Jesus fucking christ. That kid has zero chance of being even remotely normal...disgusts me.
Walmart mom responds:

“My son takes martial arts classes. He’s been going to the gym for several years with his father. I mean, he’s been in the gym for a long time,” she said. “He got a little crazy. I don’t have to worry about him ever being bullied.”

She described the boy as an honor roll student and teacher’s pet. She said his martial arts teachers have taught him not to back down.

“My son is raised perfectly right. My son is perfectly well taken care of,” she told WZPL.

http://wnep.com/2015/06/09/woman-involv ... st-remark/
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She said his martial arts teachers have taught him not to back down.

Must of been this dōjō.

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and probably not this one:

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Let me guess-her kids are named Walker and Texas Ranger.
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the real dill wrote:
threenumberones wrote:Jesus fucking christ. That kid has zero chance of being even remotely normal...disgusts me.
Walmart mom responds:

“My son takes martial arts classes. He’s been going to the gym for several years with his father. I mean, he’s been in the gym for a long time,” she said. “He got a little crazy. I don’t have to worry about him ever being bullied.”

She described the boy as an honor roll student and teacher’s pet. She said his martial arts teachers have taught him not to back down.

“My son is raised perfectly right. My son is perfectly well taken care of,” she told WZPL.

http://wnep.com/2015/06/09/woman-involv ... st-remark/
I consider myself a better than average parent and I would never in a million years say something as dumb as "My son is raised perfectly right." What an idiotic thing to say. Perfect people don't get in fist fights in front of their children you stupid bitch.
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What a ridiculous f*cking bubble those women live in. Hell, include the boy and Mr. "White Trash at its Finest" cell phone auteur in there as well.

And we're ruining the environment and destroying nature for their emptily arrogant lives?

Waiting on people like that to make something of their existence seems to me a futile exercise. Women like Walmart mom feel justified in anything they do and can justify any such action to anyone. Sick to death of those Honey Boo Boo wannabes cluttering up this society without hope of redemption. As a son of a Hoosier, I am deeply ashamed of those people calling themselves human.
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catgrad97 wrote:What a ridiculous f*cking bubble those women live in. Hell, include the boy and Mr. "White Trash at its Finest" cell phone auteur in there as well.

And we're ruining the environment and destroying nature for their emptily arrogant lives?

Waiting on people like that to make something of their existence seems to me a futile exercise. Women like Walmart mom feel justified in anything they do and can justify any such action to anyone. Sick to death of those Honey Boo Boo wannabes cluttering up this society without hope of redemption. As a son of a Hoosier, I am deeply ashamed of those people calling themselves human.
As long as she continues collecting food stamps and disability checks (though she jumped out of the handicapped cart like fucking Ali) she has no motivation to do anything about changing her situation.
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the real dill wrote: As long as she continues collecting food stamps and disability checks (though she jumped out of the handicapped cart like fucking Ali) she has no motivation to do anything about changing her situation.
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It's long past time to bring this back to the court, let's do it with a small update:

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the real dill wrote:
threenumberones wrote:Jesus fucking christ. That kid has zero chance of being even remotely normal...disgusts me.
Walmart mom responds:

“My son takes martial arts classes. He’s been going to the gym for several years with his father. I mean, he’s been in the gym for a long time,” she said. “He got a little crazy. I don’t have to worry about him ever being bullied.”

She described the boy as an honor roll student and teacher’s pet. She said his martial arts teachers have taught him not to back down.

“My son is raised perfectly right. My son is perfectly well taken care of,” she told WZPL.

http://wnep.com/2015/06/09/woman-involv ... st-remark/
You know who usually doesn't have to say their kids are raised right? Parents who raise their kids right.
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Woman arrested on neglect charges.
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threenumberones wrote:Woman arrested on neglect charges.
Because of this fight? Or because of something else? Because if it's the latter, her "My son is raised perfectly right" bullshit just got even bullshittier.
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So let me get this straight. First, Walmart uses aggressive tactics to shut down local businesses that would provide fair competition. Then, Walmart severely cuts back on its employees, effectively leaving nobody to monitor shoplifting and worse crimes in their gigantic, cavernous, inhuman stores. This way, our local tax dollars go toward police required to monitor the stores. Got to love American capitalism.

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A well armed society is a polite society, remember!
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Merkin wrote:

Good grief. Somebody needs a time out. 8-)
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Sounds like Eu Claire is the Mesa of Wisconsin.
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Chicat wrote:Sounds like Eu Claire is the Mesa of Wisconsin.
Lol missed this before. It's definitely true. My wife's very liberal, crunchy family lives 30 mins from Eau Claire but regularly go to La Crosse instead which is further away.

I was going to move to La Crosse actually.
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Fucking Ken...
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Hope he gets charged for assault
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holy fuck
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That looks like a couple million in settlement dollars. Good luck with that Walmart.
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Why work from home when you can sucker punch some loser for 12 buck and hour?
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What does it mean that the guy's shopping cart is filled with non-shopping items? And is it just a coincidence that, as is clearly visible in freeze frame and throughout the video, he has a sign attached to his cart that reads "POM"? And why is Don jr. there at the end?
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I was at Costco a couple days ago and they were giving out samples of mayonnaise. Just mayo in a paper cup with a spoon.

I passed.
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I believe it. I absolutely believe it.
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More Texas.
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Is that a Wally World thing or Texican Thing?

Maybe both compounded.
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No wonder I have Walmart+.
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