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Dodgeball

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:05 pm
by Alieberman
Just got back from taking my kids to this place called "AirTime" It's like a giant warehouse filled with trampolines, a foam pit, and a dodgeball court.

The dodgeball court was filled half with kids from like 6-10 years old and half teenager boy douchbags who were taking this way too seriously and actually cheating and never admit when they get hit and constantly arguing with the minimum wage paid ref. I wasn't playing at first but once I saw these douchebags I couldn't not jump in and get a few hits in.

So.... my 40 year old back is in a bit of pain right now... but it was worth it. In the car ride home my 9 year old says "Dad... Did you know you hit that 1 kid, with the sleeveless shirt, in the balls?"

"Did I really?.... I didn't notice!"

Re: Dodgeball

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:51 pm
by Daryl Zero
Well, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Re: Dodgeball

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:58 pm
by Chicat
Sleeveless shirt? Should've hit him in the balls again...

Re: Dodgeball

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:02 pm
by wyo-cat
Those places are a blast for the kids, but I've never ventured in.

Re: Dodgeball

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 3:05 pm
by Merkin
Daryl Zero wrote:Well, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Came here to say that!

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Re: Dodgeball

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:20 pm
by UAEebs86
Remember, dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger kids for your team. That way you can gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here:


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Well done Alieberman!

Re: Dodgeball

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:40 pm
by Alieberman
UAEebs86 wrote:Remember, dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're picking players in gym class, remember to pick the bigger, stronger kids for your team. That way you can gang up on the weaker ones, like Winston here:


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Well done Alieberman!
Thanks!

But in my defense, these "bigger, stronger kids" were having a pretty good time throwing as hard as they could at the 6-10 year olds. I was just there to get a little revenge!

Re: Dodgeball

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:20 pm
by CalStateTempe
:tup: Alieb

Re: Dodgeball

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:27 pm
by azgreg
NDL Pro Dodgeball.

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That's right, The National Dodgeball League.

http://www.thendl.com/thendl-teams.asp

Re: Dodgeball

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:55 pm
by UAEebs86
azgreg wrote:NDL Pro Dodgeball.



That's right, The National Dodgeball League.

http://www.thendl.com/thendl-teams.asp
Part of the American Dodgeball Association of America (ADAA)

Re: Dodgeball

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:32 pm
by Longhorned
Sainthood coming!