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We all know it was a weird sex thing. You don't have to lie about sitting on it by accident.
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This is more “News of the Sad” than anything but didn’t know where to put it.
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Chicat wrote:This is more “News of the Sad” than anything but didn’t know where to put it.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/09/asia/seo ... index.html" target="_blank

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i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

i'll just go with fuck asu.
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ASUHATER! wrote:
Chicat wrote:This is more “News of the Sad” than anything but didn’t know where to put it.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/09/asia/seo ... index.html" target="_blank

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His assistant just accused him of years of sexual harassment.
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If the crook gets caught, he’ll surely be subject to the penal code.

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https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/31/us/harve ... index.html" target="_blank

Harvey Updyke, who poisoned landmark oak trees at Auburn University, dies at 71

I remember this hillbilly. I was working in the Black Hills and listening to Bob & Tom when this redneck called into the show and proclaimed he had poisoned the Auburn tree. Proud shiteater he was. And stoopid too. He ended his impromptu confession with "Roll Damn Tide."

"Updyke pleaded guilty to poisoning oak trees that drew generations of Auburn University football fans to Toomer's Corner after big victories. The incident, which happened in 2010, outraged Auburn fans.

He was sentenced to serve at least six months of a three-year sentence for criminal damage to an agricultural facility, the Lee County District Attorney said at the time.
As part of the sentence, he was put under five years of supervised probation, including a ban on attending any collegiate event or stepping on Auburn University property.
Auburn police arrested him for dousing the landmark trees on the edge of the Auburn campus with herbicide so potent that agronomists said they had little to no chance of survival.

Authorities first learned of the herbicide after a caller who identified himself as "Al from Dadeville" phoned into a Birmingham, Alabama, radio talk show, saying he had poisoned the renowned oaks after Auburn won a contentious November 2010 football game against the University of Alabama."
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https://www.abc15.com/news/region-centr ... of-charges" target="_blank

"inside the 700-square-foot home. However, officials located 90 dogs inside."


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I like dogs, but........................
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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IRL Effin' Birds.
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azgreg wrote:

This is disturbing.
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It's like the Simpsons episode with the monorail - "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

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Merkin wrote: Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:57 am
Saw that yesterday. Super weird 2001 vibes. Must be some artist or something. Just have no idea if it has been there for a week or 20 years.
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Looks embedded in rock. Vandalism?
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Obvious explanation is that someone in Romania saw the news story here and then found a piece of metal and put it up there to get internet points
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UAEebs86 wrote: Sun Nov 29, 2020 7:58 pm
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https://www.kold.com/2020/12/01/photogr ... -monolith/

Photographer witnessed removal of Utah’s mysterious monolith as another appears in Romania
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.... and then some right-wing racist men from Alabama showed up and set the wooden cross aflame shouting "America First" and "Christ is King" while shredding their cocks with cheese graters and livestreamed the whole thing.
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2020 ain't done with us yet!
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The last known widow of a civil war veteran died last month...

https://apnews.com/article/last-civil-w ... f2ad1d1181
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Just reading this story made me break out into a nervous sweat.
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Chicat wrote: Tue Jan 12, 2021 3:42 pm Just reading this story made me break out into a nervous sweat.
I'll take problems Kanye West doesn't have because he's a genius for $4 million.

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Vagina candle sounds like a clever euphemism for penis.

Gives new meaning to the term “dip your wick”.
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Oh yeah, the old exploding vagina. Pffft
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Ah gotta love redneck inbred families.

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Love the 've! Stop with the: Would of - Could of - Should of - Must of - Might of
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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We just spent two days in Tucson. Gas was cheaper in Cottonwood @$2.85 than anywhere across Phx or Tucson.
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