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Her fat folds probably smell like a gas station beef stick.
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That's a huge bitch.
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'Feederism' and 'immobility' seem to have actual meaning in that story, which is truly f_cked up. Could this have ever happened before the internet? What are the chances that two such screwed up human beings would meet offline? Ugh.
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See? Gay marriage is bad.

BTW, that's not what McKayla Maroney looks like now...
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Always could tell she had little whore potential.

Spends all her money on green smoothies and lip filler injections?

She's hot, how long till porn?
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I thought she was a porn actress when I saw those images.

If I knew what a porn actress looks like anyway.
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When you think about it, Mckayla would clean up as a stripper at some high class Vegas joint.
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Reminds me of this old NAU one

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Uhhhhh


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Pearls!
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Favorite headline so far this week.
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An air horn that sounds like a train has been terrorizing the residents of El Segundo for weeks, but police in the Southern California city have just arrested a man in connection with the noise — with air horn equipment inside his car, they say.
The bust came early Sunday at 4 a.m. — around the time many of the alarmingly loud incidents would occur.

"The sound is like a train coming through the neighborhood," said El Segundo Police Lt. Ray Garcia.
The noise has been plaguing residents on the west side of the city for weeks. Police have received numerous reports of an extremely loud air horn going off before residents spot a getaway car, a blue four-door sedan driven by a man.

Oftentimes, officers couldn't catch the air horn blower because the person would blare the horn and then "beat feet," police said. At times, officers on the east side of town could hear the noise and would hurry over, only to find that the perpetrator had taken off.
Sunday morning, officers once again heard the noise, then made a traffic stop at Grand Avenue and Main Street directly after. In a blue 2006 Chevrolet Aveo, they spotted air horn equipment inside the car, police said.

The commotion drew several residents from their homes, claiming they were victims of the air horn aggravator. They initiated a citizen's arrest, according to El Segundo police.
John W. Nuggent was then taken into custody by police, police said. He was booked at El Segundo jail on a misdemeanor charge of suspicion of disturbing the peace and his car, with horn inside, was impounded.

Garcia said the air horn aggravator has been sounding his horn almost every single night.
"He's been doing this for weeks, and we've been chasing him for weeks — but we got him," Garcia said.

Garcia said they aren't exactly sure why the man allegedly has an "ax to grind," but believe that he thinks someone in the area has wronged him in some way, and this is his way of getting back at them.

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Now that's a forehead!
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Don't try this at home!

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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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MYSTERIOUS FOAM FLOODS MARTIN AVENUE IN SANTA CLARA



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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Two coworkers off, one in hospital still.

This is indeed weird. Sorta embarrased i didnt report it here - I just wasnt thinking along these lines.
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Chicat wrote:
Two coworkers off, one in hospital still.

This is indeed weird. Sorta embarrased i didnt report it here - I just wasnt thinking along these lines.
All my friends out of hospital and well.

Death toll now at 6.
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Do you manscape?

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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Weirdest part of this story, how the F did Richard Marx manage to marry Daisy Fuentes?

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Aircraft crashes after crocodile on board escapes and sparks panic.

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Must have been one ugly sweater.
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Was that wrong?
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Mckayla maroney's Twitter is a cry for help.
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Just set some fish from the market out for a couple of hours.
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Love the 've! Stop with the: Would of - Could of - Should of - Must of - Might of
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No thanks.

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Do you get the beef chalupa for a beef chalupa?
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Chicat wrote:Do you get the beef chalupa for a beef chalupa?
I get the fuck out of there.
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Chicat wrote:Do you get the beef chalupa for a beef chalupa?
I get the fuck out of there.
Not going to stick around for the gordita?
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