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dovecanyoncat
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Honey, I don't have a thing to wear!
“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
~ Wilhoit's Law
~ Wilhoit's Law
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dovecanyoncat
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Hey, I got it! You can pull the endless delay in front of the mirror in frustration with your outfit. It could work.
“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
~ Wilhoit's Law
~ Wilhoit's Law
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Longhorned
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I understand but go.
I'm taking my wife to Maynard's Kitchen for a 7:30 pm reservation. Compare and contrast.
I'm taking my wife to Maynard's Kitchen for a 7:30 pm reservation. Compare and contrast.
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UAEebs86
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Ari wins either way he goes.Longhorned wrote: ↑Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:22 am I understand but go.
I'm taking my wife to Maynard's Kitchen for a 7:30 pm reservation. Compare and contrast.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
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Chicat
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GO IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Alieberman
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Underwear and mask.... it could be quite the look
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Chicat
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Leather mask?
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Longhorned
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Here's normal behavior:
I was taking the dog on a walk in the neighborhood yesterday when a guy driving 60 mph on a residential street lost control of his vehicle and crashed into a neighbor's yard, totaling his car and taking out half of the house's landscaping, and somehow not killing any children. He was fine.
While we were waiting for the police, a neighbor named Ed was wearing an Arizona shirt and baseball cap. I asked him how he did with the game the night before.
"Oh," he said. "You mean the basketball game? It was a good game. I missed the overtime because I fell asleep before that player hit that shot. What's his name?"
"Benn Mathurin?" I said.
"Yeah," he said. "That guy. But it sounds like it was entertaining."
I was taking the dog on a walk in the neighborhood yesterday when a guy driving 60 mph on a residential street lost control of his vehicle and crashed into a neighbor's yard, totaling his car and taking out half of the house's landscaping, and somehow not killing any children. He was fine.
While we were waiting for the police, a neighbor named Ed was wearing an Arizona shirt and baseball cap. I asked him how he did with the game the night before.
"Oh," he said. "You mean the basketball game? It was a good game. I missed the overtime because I fell asleep before that player hit that shot. What's his name?"
"Benn Mathurin?" I said.
"Yeah," he said. "That guy. But it sounds like it was entertaining."
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Chicat
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That guy may be a Russian sleeper agent…
“Oh, the Sportsball game? Quite entertaining. I too enjoy the Sportsball.”
“Oh, the Sportsball game? Quite entertaining. I too enjoy the Sportsball.”
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?