Bear Down Wildcats

double secret indefinite interim suspension

http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/07/woman-pos ... r-7061039/" target="_blank

Alyssa Stringfellow was asked to take front and side profile photos before her car insurance could be completed.

Rey?

azgreg wrote:http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/07/woman-pos ... r-7061039/

Alyssa Stringfellow was asked to take front and side profile photos before her car insurance could be completed.

Must be Guyco.

Serious question: Would you rather die from getting hit on the head by a falling stone, or by a falling wedge of parmigiano reggiano?

Just scheduled a colonoscopy......can't wait.....

azgreg wrote:Just scheduled a colonoscopy......can't wait.....

Dec. 5 for me!

Longhorned wrote:Serious question: Would you rather die from getting hit on the head by a falling stone, or by a falling wedge of parmigiano reggiano?

I feel like it isn't.

Colonoscopies are underrated. The key is to get your own mind dead set on maintaining some slight fraction of consciousness following the anesthesia.

Then, after the technicians wheel you into the room, and the doctor rolls your limp body onto its side, parts your paper dress, and inserts the tube up your rectum, you start to speak casually to the staff members in the room who are analyzing the inner contents of your colon as its projected onto the monitor.

The physician and nurses are completely startled by this, and the fact that you're on drugs with a hose up your ass gives you license to say anything you damn well please, and otherwise never would. Enjoy.

Longhorned wrote:Colonoscopies are underrated. The key is to get your own mind dead set on maintaining some slight fraction of consciousness following the anesthesia.

Then, after the technicians wheel you into the room, and the doctor rolls your limp body onto its side, parts your paper dress, and inserts the tube up your rectum, you start to speak casually to the staff members in the room who are analyzing the inner contents of your colon as its projected onto the monitor.

The physician and nurses are completely startled by this, and the fact that you're on drugs with a hose up your ass gives you license to say anything you damn well please, and otherwise never would. Enjoy.

Last time, I did esophagus and colon. Two-fer! All prepped and the nurses walk in. Turns out I knew one of them. Male.

*lip bite*

What is a lame gift to get the hot Romanian nurse in the office that I was assigned to in secret Santa?

This is the one who always jumps at the chance to say "I'll get the finger condom"

CalStateTempe wrote:What is a lame gift to get the hot Romanian nurse in the office that I was assigned to in secret Santa?

This is the one who always jumps at the chance to say "I'll get the finger condom"

How much can you spend?

15-20

CalStateTempe wrote:15-20

k?

15-20 USD

A Roy Moore autographed year book.

CalStateTempe wrote:What is a lame gift to get the hot Romanian nurse in the office that I was assigned to in secret Santa?

This is the one who always jumps at the chance to say "I'll get the finger condom"

https://www.amazon.com/Battle-Ready-Cha ... B00II5RL10" target="_blank

I just ate a gas station hot dog.

CalStateTempe wrote:I just ate a gas station hot dog.

Not always bad. QT hot dogs are good.

CalStateTempe wrote:I just ate a gas station hot dog.

ASUHATER! wrote:

CalStateTempe wrote:I just ate a gas station hot dog.

Not always bad. QT hot dogs are good.

Agree. I get them every once in a while.

At the end of my work day I had heaps of admin stuff to take care of before leaving for next week.

I took a walk before settling in back in the office

Went by an ampm, feeling particularly self destructive

So I had a cheddar wurst and chased it with the grandmas chocolate cookies.

CalStateTempe wrote:At the end of my work day I had heaps of admin stuff to take care of before leaving for next week.

I took a walk before settling in back in the office

Went by an ampm, feeling particularly self destructive

So I had a cheddar wurst and chased it with the grandmas chocolate cookies.

Dinner of champions. Those chocolate cookies for some reason are good, but don't look at the ingredients list.

Worked the Saguaro-Higley OT game tonight for the right to play Salpointe for the 4A title Dec. 2 at Arizona Stadium.

Naturally, I'm still so jacked I'm walking to a Circle K on Scottsdale and Shea right now to get a Polar Pop and whatever the hell else is on sale.

CalStateTempe wrote:15-20

Toysmith Mini Ping Pong https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DIVK4EU/re ... eAbB4MZR72" target="_blank

ASUHATER! wrote:

CalStateTempe wrote:I just ate a gas station hot dog.

Not always bad. QT hot dogs are good.

You should try their hot pretzels. Pretty impressive for a gas station.

wyo-cat wrote:

ASUHATER! wrote:

CalStateTempe wrote:I just ate a gas station hot dog.

Not always bad. QT hot dogs are good.

You should try their hot pretzels. Pretty impressive for a gas station.

Just had one last weekend. With extra nacho cheese of course

Throwing a party is a lot of work ... Or am I doing it wrong?

CalStateTempe wrote:What is a lame gift to get the hot Romanian nurse in the office that I was assigned to in secret Santa?

This is the one who always jumps at the chance to say "I'll get the finger condom"

A gas station hot dog.

nailed it gumby!

'Complicit’ is the 2017 word of the year.

azgreg wrote:'Complicit’ is the 2017 word of the year.

Keep that talk in the politics board.

UAEebs86 wrote:

Arizona has to be the state with the top two metro areas most frequently misspelled, right? I know I see Pheonix a lot.

My company is having a ugly sweater contest this Christmas. This should get the job done.

Doesn't look like any sweater I'd ever wear. Isn't that one of those medieval constrictive devices?

If we ever have to change our mascot due to insensitivity toward felines, I hope we go with the Arizona Maillard Reaction.

Charlie Brown really sucks.

Thought peanuts was lame as a child and just watched the Christmas special. Wow that has not held up well.

Whatever happened to ring around the collar?

BearDown89 wrote:Whatever happened to ring around the collar?

Ancient Chinese Secret!

Got an appointment for a colonoscopy for the 22nd of January. Woo Hoo!

Three more hours of work then one hour for the company Christmas lunch then off until January 2nd. WooHoo!

I've got a 1:00 tee time by the way.

After today I only work 5 full days and a half day until Jan 9

Seven more working days then I'm fleeing the country for 3 weeks.

I might not come back.

I'm really done with Christmas music.

Spaceman Spiff wrote:I'm really done with Christmas music.

pfft I could listen to Mariah Carey's xmas albums on repeat for months

Really?!? I find that so surprising scum!

Rock on dude.

Lol I was mostly joking cuz my wife plays it frequently this time of year. I'm used to it for sure

My three year old loves her too.

So when I comes on, I do too.

I get it.