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Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 7:56 pm
by UAEebs86
RichardCranium wrote:The Melbourne Murdoch Press article on the games this weekend said Brady threw 2 TD passes. It didn't say who caught them.

Rob Gronkowski Dances His Way Into NFL Record Books

Is there any TE (positive) statistical record Gronk doesn't own or will own very shortly?

Tony Gonzalez had 1,325 receptions. Gronk has 380. Long way to go.

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:06 pm
by ASUHATER!
From has also played in 1/3 as many games. Has 5555 yards and 65 TDs to Gonzales's 15121 yards and 111 TDs. If he plays as long as Gonzalez did he'll easily break his TD amount and come close to or beat his receptions and yards.

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:04 am
by ghostwhitehorse
And now. . .Gronk being the most Gronkest EVER. . . http://deadspin.com/imagine-being-one-o ... 1760536752" target="_blank

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 1:40 pm
by Coop Cat
Gronk’s Party Ship: ‘The Best Vacation of My Life’

http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2016/02/22/them ... cruise-fan

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 6:37 am
by Puerco
Interesting feminist take on Gronk's party boat:

http://espn.go.com/espnw/voices/article ... ses-gronks
From what I've read and heard since returning to shore, the narrative about the Gronk Boat seems to have been built entirely by people who weren't on it. Everybody from media hoping to expose some sort of wrongdoing by a famous NFL player to everyday people "concern trolling" over their imagined treatment of women on the boat. One tweeter said it was hypocritical for me to be a feminist and go on the Gronk Boat. Others asked why "any woman" would ever want to go on the trip.

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:24 pm
by the real dill
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Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 2:51 pm
by Chicat
That motorboatin' son of a bitch.....

Seriously, if I could trade lives with one guy for one day, I'd seriously consider Gronk.

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 2:14 pm
by ghostwhitehorse

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 2:38 pm
by RiseAndFire
Gronk now has his own signature Monster drink/can (tastes pretty much exactly the same as Red Bull btw at a lower price)
Friggn Gronk
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Also the Gronk family was on the greatest Celebrity Family Feud episode of all time (mentioned earlier)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eybUWtvErG0

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2016 9:11 am
by Merkin

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 9:19 am
by Merkin

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 9:45 am
by Chicat
It's good to be the Gronk.

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 3:07 pm
by Main Event

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 4:27 pm
by UAEebs86
Uh-oh

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:19 pm
by the real dill
Ok Jared. I wasn’t an English major and I’m replying while taking a shit..
So I was on the football team with big rob and we all liked to go to parties as a group. We were at the kappa sig house one night having a good time when a few of the brothers got a little jealous of gronk cause he was stealing all the attention away from every girl in there. Not to mention a few members of the team were creeping on girls who definitely had boy friends in the house. So long story short the house bands together and kicks us out. There were some words that were said back and forth but eventually we complied. There was about 15 of us that were there and as soon as we got out of the door everyone from the house gathered outside in a group and started talking more shit to us. There was a little bit of pushing and shoving but then some dipshit from the back of the group standing in the doorway thought it would be a good idea to throw a full can of beer at us. It hit gronk square in the head. He turned around with a look that would make anyone piss themselves and yelled at the closest guy to tell him who threw it. Almost every kappa sig turned around and pointed out the shit head who threw it in fear of getting beat down themselves. He didn’t waste a second and started fucking up guys left and right on his way to the pussy standing in the back of the crowd. Seeing how gronk was going apeshit on everyone the guys from the team decided to jump in too. It was probably 15 on 40 but we had the height and weight on every kid in that house so it made it a pretty even fight. Not sure if gronkowski ever reached that kid or not who threw the beer but I do remember the first 4 or 5 guys he did get a hold of. It was like a scene from the movie 300. He was simultaneously hitting and throwing them as he walked. You could see the fear in their eyes as he inched closer and closer. I watched it for a good 5 seconds in awe before getting a right hook across my face. I still think about it sometimes when i see him spike the ball on TV and it brings a tear to my eye and a smile to my face.

The cops quickly came but no one was arrested cause we were on the team and promised that we wouldn’t go back there. Obviously we were never invited back either.

To that kid who was stupid enough to throw a full can of beer at Rob Gronkowski. Pray that he never finds out who you are. But I know you’ll be telling the story to your grandkids about the night you fucked him up one-on-one in front of everyone.

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:09 pm
by MountainCat
Great Story Dill -

Was this by chance the guy?

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Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 3:50 pm
by Merkin
Jennie still hot!

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 3:51 pm
by Chicat
And tall.

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 12:10 am
by UAEebs86

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:11 am
by Merkin




Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:15 pm
by Chicat

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2016 4:20 pm
by Jefe

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:07 pm
by azgreg
Gronk out for the Cards game.

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 12:31 pm
by Merkin

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 1:23 pm
by UAEebs86

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2016 1:51 pm
by Chicat
Burfict belongs in prison.

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 5:58 pm
by UAEebs86

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2016 4:46 pm
by Jefe

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 12:32 pm
by the real dill
Rob Gronkowski Intentionally Missed A Free Throw In High School So His Team’s Score Would Be 69

Swierski continued, “So we’re playing a home game and we have 68 points – now it’s not a blowout, but it’s not a particularly close game either. So he [Gronkowski] gets fouled and goes to the free throw line. He hits the first one to get us to 69 and the place goes nuts because he’s playing into it. On his next free throw, he purposely chucks the ball off the backboard and misses so the score would stay at 69 and then runs back on defense pointing at the scoreboard.” (Via WPRI)

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 3:16 pm
by the real dill

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 4:01 pm
by CalStateTempe
the real dill wrote:
How about no.

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:16 pm
by Chicat

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:31 pm
by Merkin



Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 11:27 am
by the real dill

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 7:04 pm
by UAEebs86

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:44 am
by Merkin
:D


Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 7:57 am
by azgreg

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:12 pm
by MrBug708
Going to be fined

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:13 pm
by Chicat
MrBug708 wrote:Going to be fined
And he definitely deserves it.

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:10 am
by Harvey Specter
Chicat wrote:
MrBug708 wrote:Going to be fined
And he definitely deserves it.
He deserves more than a find. Complete punk bitch maneuver...

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:04 am
by Merkin
Awful. I would say suspension is in order.


Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:30 am
by 77HoyaCat4Ever
That hit was just plain dirty. Uncalled for and shouldn't be tolerated. I like that he apologized, but he also needs to be fined and suspended for a game or two.

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:34 am
by KaibabKat
Shouldn't play the rest of the year.

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:29 pm
by 77HoyaCat4Ever
Reportedly got suspended for one game.

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:40 pm
by pc in NM
Gronk is a dimb meathead and shoud face criminal charges for that non-play....

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:06 pm
by UAEebs86

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:27 am
by Chicat
Someone cutting up some raw onions in my office right now?

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:36 am
by PieceOfMeat
Thanks for the share Chi, that's awesome :)

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:53 am
by teemackdee
Allergy season getting an early start! Thanks for the share!

Re: Gronk being Gronk

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:44 am
by RichardCranium