Johnny FB cokehead?

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Just more proof God hates Cleveland.
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I don't see any rails, could be a hoax. I wouldn't be surprised either way.
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Not looking good tonight.
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The next Ryan Leaf ladies and gentlemen.
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Well, ESPN managed to work in a discussion about Jeter and also LeBron tonight. LeBron at least makes a little sense. Becoming harder y harder to watch Tirico and Gruden.

I was watching off y on y counted 3 times where the replay totally contradicted what Gruden was saying. Love when that happens.
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Such a classy mature guy that's ready for the nfl. Acts just like Andrew luck.

Stats: 7/16 for 65 yards and a td and 3 sacks. 1 rush for -1 yard
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

i'll just go with fuck asu.
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Is that a Drake related wrist tattoo? That's really sad.
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Spaceman Spiff wrote:Is that a Drake related wrist tattoo? That's really sad.
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UAEebs86 wrote:
Spaceman Spiff wrote:Is that a Drake related wrist tattoo? That's really sad.
A wrist tat is a bit girly, and a Drake tat is really girly.
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Maybe Manziel wants Drake to pound his vagina?
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Merkin wrote:Maybe Manziel wants Drake to pound his vagina?
:lol:

Although I believe she said she wanted Drake to "murder" her vagina.
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Do not, I repeat, do not try to hug Johnny Football:

http://deadspin.com/report-johnny-manzi ... 1662687093

Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel and his entourage were involved in a brawl Friday night/Saturday morning at an apartment complex in Cleveland. The fight allegedly started after a fan said he wanted to give Manziel a hug.

Doug Brown of Cleveland Scene acquired the police report and has the details of the brawl involving 33-year-old Chris Gonos, who saw Manziel in the lobby of The 9:

Gonos told police he pointed Manziel out to his girlfriend: "That's Johnny Manziel." Then he approached him.

According to the report, "at this time victim stated to the unidentified male, 'I'm the biggest Browns fan ever, I love you, I want to give you a hug.'"

Gonos stepped towards Manziel and was promptly punched in the face, the alleged victim's account to police says, followed by a beat down by Manziel's crew, giving the man a "swollen lip, right eye swollen, red face." A security guard intervened and also was hurt.

Police who arrived on the scene described it as a "riot"; 20 people and two security guards were reportedly involved in the fight.
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Definition of DB.

As much as I sympathize with not wanting a man hug, you'd think there'd be a more graceful way of declining, right?
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Apparently the Bengals took exception to all of Johnny FB's nonsense today.
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Real Life Jesse Pinkman.
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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CalStateTempe wrote:Real Life Jesse Pinkman.

Bump. :)
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CalStateTempe wrote:Real Life Jesse Pinkman.

Bump. :)

Not of the Johnny football variety.
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I hear you can find really great shit in rehab.

Who had the under 8 months before Johnny ended up in rehab? I think I had 13 months. I'll never under-estimate Johnny again.
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I am guessing that we have probably seen the last of him in a Browns uniform. Getting closer and closer to that 30 for 30.
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Todd Marinovich wasn't a lesson for him?
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Johnny is out with a concussion . . . but there are reports he was seen last night partying in Vegas. Could be interesting with how the Browns coaching situation is playing out.
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I had one hell of a "concussion" New Year's Day too.
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The story gets better. He put on a blonde wig and fake glasses and used a fake name at a strip club.

Love you Johnny Football.
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Chicat wrote:The story gets better. He put on a blonde wig and fake glasses and used a fake name at a strip club.

Love you Johnny Football.

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azgreg wrote:The new Ryan Leaf ladies and gentlemen.
Knock it off!
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UAEebs86 wrote:
azgreg wrote:The new Ryan Leaf ladies and gentlemen.
Knock it off!
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Kid is an idiot. I don't usually say that about addicts, but his behavior in general gives a green light to call it is what it is . It is hilarious watching people justifying or excusing his behavior on social media and in the ESPN comments, not fully grasping the entirety of the situation. "It's only alcohol," "Geez cant a guy have a beer," "So _____ can go out and have a beer after the game, but Manziel can't?'
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Getting closer to the 30 for 30:
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How bad do you have to be to undermine the reputation of the Browns? Damn....
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Pretty bad. Not sure I even want this kid to be given a second (or 10th) chance. Not too many athletes have taken their gifts and pissed them away, then chased them down to piss on them again, and again and again like he has. If the Browns cant deal w his crap, who can?
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rgdeuce wrote:Pretty bad. Not sure I even want this kid to be given a second (or 10th) chance. Not too many athletes have taken their gifts and pissed them away, then chased them down to piss on them again, and again and again like he has. If the Browns cant deal w his crap, who can?
Ever heard of this dude named Jerry Jones?

Not saying he will be able to handle him, but you know hes gonna take a flyer on him.
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He beats women.

Hit his girlfriend (ex) last weekend, she had to threaten him with a Knife to get him to back off.
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Cops dropped all charges though so I don't know what that means
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Guessing it means Team Manziel gave her a shit ton of money to back off.
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Manziel trending...


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That's not Johnny Manziel. Thats uh . . . Billy . . . something-or-other. Great guy.
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Oh skip, you silly twat.
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Who needs a battered ex- when you have ESPN?

That network has provided an army of f*cking enablers for this little sh*tbag for the last two full years.

It's only a matter of time before some on-air "talent" cops to doing something with one of their sacred cows and they can't reverse ferret anymore like they've done with Jeter, LeBron and Tebow.

Oh, and in related news, Erin Andrews is $55 million richer after crying to a judge that the Marriott didn't respect her privacy. Her equally overexposed colleagues tell tabloid shows it's not enough. :roll:
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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