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I love the Guardian's headline.

Why has the Olympic pool turned green? The good news is it's not urine

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/ ... CMP=twt_gu" target="_blank
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azgreg wrote:I love the Guardian's headline.

Why has the Olympic pool turned green? The good news is it's not urine

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/ ... CMP=twt_gu" target="_blank
Geez, the one time people don't pee in the pool...
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By the way, the current list of men's swimming gold medals by country is:

US-134
Australia-33
Michael Phelps-21
Germany-18

Dude's a pretty good swimmer. Watch out, Australia.
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How big of a country would Michael Phelps be?
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catgrad97 wrote:How big of a country would Michael Phelps be?
Jamaica?
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I like the Swiss beach volleyball team.
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I just love Swiss girls in general:
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CalStateTempe wrote:I like the Swiss beach volleyball team.
Me too. Too bad it was raining.
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F'ing darn good basketball game that was.
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The brunette half: Isabelle Forrer

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The blonde half: Anouk Verge-Depre

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Ladecky just put up an olympic record in a distance swimming event....without kicking during the event

No kick, olympic record.
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http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/sochi- ... sam-n33651

The U.S. Olympic Committee awards cash prizes to medal winners ─ $25,000 for gold, $15,000 for silver and $10,000 for bronze. But the money is considered earned income abroad and subject to IRS taxation ─ as much as 39 percent.

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Jefe wrote:http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/sochi- ... sam-n33651

The U.S. Olympic Committee awards cash prizes to medal winners ─ $25,000 for gold, $15,000 for silver and $10,000 for bronze. But the money is considered earned income abroad and subject to IRS taxation ─ as much as 39 percent.

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They need to find a way to call it carried interest. Amirite??
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Michael Phelps is unreal

Simply amazing
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Wait, why have I never seen these so-called 'Swiss' ladies? :(
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Puerco wrote:Wait, why have I never seen these so-called 'Swiss' ladies? :(
Because you live in Geneve/Genf/Geneva. ;)
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Basel, actually.
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Puerco wrote:Basel, actually.
Oops my mistake.

Nice town, great location.

I'm partial to Zurich girls, but Lucerne is a close second.
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Watching rowing and I keep expecting one of the teams to be attacked by some kind of prehistoric beast. Adds an element of excitement.
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We really lost in Soccer?
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Earliest the USWNT has ever been out in any tourney.

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Hope Solo is such an embarrassment. Why was that flappy fupa, spouse abuser allowed to play again? Fuck her.
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No kidding. Sweden "a bunch of cowards"?

Those cowards just kicked your dumb ass out of Rio at the earliest point in Olympic history. Go home and watch your "Dancing With the Stars" moves if you want to recapture some glory.
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You get beat and call the other team cowards. What a bitch. Hey Sweden, great job. She doesn't speak for us.
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Serbia only down 3 to U.S. men in hoops with the ball. 5.2 seconds left
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Wide open 3 for Serbia. Clunk. Game over.

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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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What's up with the men's basketball team? Squeaking out wins against Serbia, France and Australia? Time to replace Coach Ratface?
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azcat49 wrote:You get beat and call the other team cowards. What a bitch. Hey Sweden, great job. She doesn't speak for us.
There's a name for that move. It's called 'Pulling a Ronaldo'.
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Wayde van Niekerk running a 43.03 in the 400m and setting a new world record from the outside lane was an amazing accomplishment. Bolt got the press, but van Niekerk had the race of the day.
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waysouthcat wrote:What's up with the men's basketball team? Squeaking out wins against Serbia, France and Australia? Time to replace Coach Ratface?
This team isn't close to our most talented group. KD is the only guy who might start if we had our best going to Rio. To really take this home, they need to play their best ball, and they aren't.

There's a complete lack of distributors. Draymond Green averaged the most assists of any player. That is an issue.
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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UAEebs86 wrote:
These are never accurate. But they make for a cool quick story though
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So, are those two detained US swimmers completely fucked or what?

Story just went from silly to scary.
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JMarkJohns wrote:So, are those two detained US swimmers completely fucked or what?

Story just went from silly to scary.
Sounded fishy from the get go.
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The snitch has been outed.






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You aren't up partying and destroying crap at 5 am because you are drunk. You are most likely on cocaine.
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