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But what's their records on Thursday nights with a full moon?
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Wellp, there are two more stats the ASSU AD won't be able to use after this season.
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catgrad97 wrote:Wellp, there are two more stats the ASSU AD won't be able to use after this season.
yeah i anticipate us to win both asu games by about 20 points on average.

love the cherry picking though. last 5 years we're 7-3 vs. asu, last 10 we're 13-8, last 15 we're 22-9, last 20 we're 31-11, last 25 39-13....etc..etc..
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

i'll just go with fuck asu.
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They deserve a pass this year. After all they lost their two best players to the NBA dra....oh, wait.
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Jahii is obviously the most successful 20 year old in the state, right?
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just Google him.
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Looks like Cantù in Italy is an option. I'd laugh out loud, but actually it'd be pretty damned fun playing basketball in Italy as a 21 year-old.

Edit: just came across this interesting read describing Lerch and Jahisus. Good read from an ASU student. (Can't believe I just wrote that!)

http://paclebsports.wordpress.com/2014/ ... -in-tempe/
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Who's more successful in Australia at the age of 21 than Jahii? :lol:
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That's not a dunk, this is a dunk(s).

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UAEebs86 wrote:Who's more successful in Australia at the age of 21 than Jahii? :lol:
I guess you get 4 steps in Australia.
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Crappy pic but it looks like he's about to throw that right into the front of the rim.
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He can still taste it...

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Spaceman Spiff wrote:That's not a dunk, this is a dunk(s).
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I would love an extension through 2049. Nothing special, crappy recruiter. Perfect coach for Tempe.
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I heartily endorse ASU keeping Herb around longer.
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Main Event wrote:
All Cat fans approve of this.
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UAEebs86 wrote:I heartily endorse ASU keeping Herb around longer.
LOL, they were surely listening to you!
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I just heard about this. Hilarious.

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I just found out today that Carson is in Australia. :lol:
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And I sat and watched most of it, lucky me
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I just love the title of this thread. Concise and yet it says it all. Well done, Katz! :lol:

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azcat34 wrote:

Reminds of that old quote when Rob Evans was ASU's coach: I would rather lose 82-80 than win 33-30.
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Wow, that's why he doesn't have a HC job.
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Five buckets in the second half.
Right where I want to be.
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ZONACAT wrote:I just found out today that Carson is in Australia. :lol:
Weird.

I LIVE in Australia and I just heard about just now.

How can that be?

EDIT: Wollongong Hawks sign high-flying Houston Rockets Summer League guard Jahii Carson
Boasting an astonishing 47-inch vertical leap, Carson starred at the University of Arizona State :roll: for two years and narrowly missed selection in the NBA college draft in June.
EDIT 2: Wollongong is in last place in the NBL after 10 games: http://www.nbl.com.au/full-ladder

NBL stats: http://www.foxsportspulse.com/comp_info ... -0&a=STATS

Carson is 2nd in Total Match Points (168); 4th in Total Assists (32); 1st in Free Throws Made (but not in Top 5 in FT%); 3rd in 2pointers (47); 2nd in Turnovers (31)

You'll notice that Wollongong (and NZ) have played 2 or 3 games more than the other teams; this may affect Jahiisus stats when the others catch up with game opportunities.
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Anyone see Dumb and Dumber To? Theres an ASU jab. Harry finds an old letter that was mailed to him to 20+ years ago and finds out he was accepted to ASU :lol:
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Jefe wrote:Anyone see Dumb and Dumber To? Theres an ASU jab. Harry finds an old letter that was mailed to him to 20+ years ago and finds out he was accepted to ASU :lol:
Holy shit . . . awesome.
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This is so fucking funny! Only at ASU.
Report: ASU alumni calls police over UA painting 'A' Mountain

PHOENIX -- There was a time when the Arizona State University-University of Arizona rivalry was just that -- a rivalry -- and not a police situation.

Sigh.

KPHO-TV reported the ASU alumni group called the police after the symbolic "A" on Hayden Butte on the Tempe campus was painted UA colors a few weeks before the schools' annual game.
"We take really great care and follow strict guidelines to make sure the environment isn't negatively impacted," said Dan Turbyfill with the ASU Alumni Association. He said if they're not the ones painting the "A" on A Mountain with students, like they do in the first week of school and again before the first football game, they file a police report for criminal damage.

"Any type of painting or vandalism or trespassing," Turbyfill said.
Turbyfill told the station the vandals left paint cans and other trash near the A and the police report was filed based on environmental concerns.

Tempe Police Lt. Scott Smith said his department took Turbyfill's report, but are focused on other crime.

"We look at the intent behind why something is done," Smith said. "The intent is rivalry and we feel it wouldn't be a responsible use or allocation of police resources."

The case has been transferred to ASU police.
http://ktar.com/22/1784461/ASU-alumni-c ... A-Mountain
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they have such a pathetic ooc schedule. harvard and unlv are the only respectable teams.
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84Cat wrote:This is so fucking funny! Only at ASU.
PHOENIX -- There was a time when the Arizona State University-University of Arizona rivalry was just that -- a rivalry -- and not a police situation.

Sigh.

KPHO-TV reported the ASU alumni group called the police after the symbolic "A" on Hayden Butte on the Tempe campus was painted UA colors a few weeks before the schools' annual game.
"We take really great care and follow strict guidelines to make sure the environment isn't negatively impacted," said Dan Turbyfill with the ASU Alumni Association. He said if they're not the ones painting the "A" on A Mountain with students, like they do in the first week of school and again before the first football game, they file a police report for criminal damage.

"Any type of painting or vandalism or trespassing," Turbyfill said.
Turbyfill told the station the vandals left paint cans and other trash near the A and the police report was filed based on environmental concerns.

Tempe Police Lt. Scott Smith said his department took Turbyfill's report, but are focused on other crime.

"We look at the intent behind why something is done," Smith said. "The intent is rivalry and we feel it wouldn't be a responsible use or allocation of police resources."

The case has been transferred to ASU police.
http://ktar.com/22/1784461/ASU-alumni-c ... A-Mountain
What a bunch of pussies.

But why didn't they look to prosecute the ASSU students who painted the A yellow/green to make it look like Oregon fans had done it a few years ago?
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Think he'll get there this season?
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Katzenfreund wrote:Sendek vs. Donovan
ASU coach Herb Sendek needs two more wins to reach 400 in his career. Once he does, he will be the third-youngest Division 1 coach with 400 (Billy Donovan, Steve Alford).
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Worthy of another contract extension.
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Katzenfreund wrote:"38-5"
38-5... over our last 43 games at WFA
I was curious how the scum poster in question came up with that arbitrary number and what kind of teams were included. So, here it is (the "stats" start below the dotted line):

2011
L – UCLA
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W - USC
W - Arizona

2012
W - Central Arkansas
W - Florida A&M
W - Cornell
W - Arkansas-Pine Bluff
W - Sacramento State
W - Hartford
W - CS Northridge
L - De Paul
W - Dartmouth
W - Coppin State
W - Utah
W - Colorado
L - Arizona
W - USC
W - UCLA
W - California
L - Stanford
W - Washington State
L - Washington
W - Detroit

2013
W - Maryland, Baltimore County
W - Miami, OH
W - Idaho State
W - Bradley
W - Marquette
W - Grambling State
W - Texas Tech
W - UC Irvine
L - Washington
W - Washington State
W - Utah
W - Colorado
W - Oregon State
W - Oregon
W - Arizona
W - Stanford
W - California

2014
W - Chicago State
W - Bethune-Cookman
W - Loyola Marymount
W - Colgate

p.s.: Sendek's boys went 11-24 on the road during that stretch.
2013
W - Maryland, Baltimore County
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They struggled with Colgate yesterday. I just hope that Crest and Aquafresh give them a game later in the year.
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Man ASU just gave what would've been a good win away to TX A&M! Had a 10 point lead for most of that 2nd half!
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So asu has 5 cupcake wins and then 3 losses to the 3 nit/bubble teams they've played in Alabama atm and Maryland
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

i'll just go with fuck asu.
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Here is asu's game thread for today's Pepperdine game. :)
http://arizonastate.scout.com/forums/16 ... hread?s=43
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Lost to Lehigh last night in 3OT.
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ASSU plays a game at 1in the afternoon mid week. This is the white flag of surrender folks. It's the we don't give a damn and neither do our fans. I work right next to ASSU and by the traffic on Rio Salado you couldnt tell they had a game. They just need to give up bball and elevate wrestling
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azcat49 wrote:ASSU plays a game at 1in the afternoon mid week. This is the white flag of surrender golks. Its the we dont give a damn and neither do our fans.I work right next to ASSU and by the traffic on Rio Salado you couldnt tell they had a game. They just need to give up bball and elevate wrestling
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azcat49 wrote:ASSU plays a game at 1in the afternoon mid week. This is the white flag of surrender folks. It's the we don't give a damn and neither do our fans. I work right next to ASSU and by the traffic on Rio Salado you couldnt tell they had a game. They just need to give up bball and elevate wrestling
They were supposed to play later, but there was a Joel Osteen video chat scheduled in the arena.
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So ASU beats Harvard, finished OOC 8-5. Two of those five losses I would consider bad; no excuse blowing a 10 point lead to TX&AM so late in the game, or losing to Lehigh any which way at home. Had those not happened, a 10-3 record going into Pac 12 play, along with the goal of going 9-9 in conference play would've been reasonable, and a successful for year for Sendek.
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