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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Yep, next year Berco is going to be the most hated Scum Devil not named Todd Graham by 'Cat fans. Likes to talk a lot of smack for a backup QB.
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Lol when Berco came into the game the ASU fans sitting next to us all went crazy thinking he was going to single handedly bring them back.

As far as their fans they weren't to bad. One guy kept yelling "go back to Tucson" . Still don't get that one.

Another very....let's call him over weight ASU fan asked me when the last time I saw our bear mascot was. I told him I don't know probably the last time you saw your penis without using a mirror. He was not happy but I think he felt way out numbered to try anything.

At the end of the game they all congratulated us and left quietly.
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cat77 wrote:Lol when Berco came into the game the ASU fans sitting next to us all went crazy thinking he was going to single handedly bring them back.
I thought it was a pretty douchey move by CTG to bring in Berco with the game still in doubt. How do you bench your senior QB who to that point hadn't even played all that bad?
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Chicat wrote:
Reminds me of that SDSU player who said he felt they should've won the last 3 of 4 games against us. You did lose. Get over it whiner.
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I have DVR of Rudy DBag Carpenter trying not to sound like a complete homer during the postgame on the Phoenix Fox affiliate and just ending up mumbling a bunch of Crash Davisisms. I'm never erasing it. :D
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AZCatGirl wrote:
Chicat wrote:
Reminds me of that SDSU player who said he felt they should've won the last 3 of 4 games against us. You did lose. Get over it whiner.
Exactly. It's the end of the day Berco . . . annnnnnnndddddd you still lost.
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Man the D stepped up. And they switched to playing the pass when he came in. Wasn't pretty but they did it
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When Turituri was hurt and down on the turf, an ASU fan a couple of rows down yelled "Get that pansy off the field!" (Mocking an injured player... classy.)

Cat fan two seats down said "What, all 11 of your guys?"
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azpenguin wrote:When Turituri was hurt and down on the turf, an ASU fan a couple of rows down yelled "Get that pansy off the field!" (Mocking an injured player... classy.)

Cat fan two seats down said "What, all 11 of your guys?"
Typical unthinking ASU fan. Never heard one of those sh*ts apologize for ANY of the crap they've pulled over the years.

And Cat fans are the ones who aren't showing class? Please.

We get it rubbed in our face 10 x worse anytime ASU does jack in the rivalry, so what has "showing class" ever done for one solitary ASU fan?

Memo to Scummie fan: Cat fans know how to show class. You just haven't earned it from us yet.
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catgrad97 wrote:
azpenguin wrote:When Turituri was hurt and down on the turf, an ASU fan a couple of rows down yelled "Get that pansy off the field!" (Mocking an injured player... classy.)

Cat fan two seats down said "What, all 11 of your guys?"
Typical unthinking ASU fan. Never heard one of those sh*ts apologize for ANY of the crap they've pulled over the years.

And Cat fans are the ones who aren't showing class? Please.

We get it rubbed in our face 10 x worse anytime ASU does jack in the rivalry, so what has "showing class" ever done for one solitary ASU fan?

Memo to Scummie fan: Cat fans know how to show class. You just haven't earned it from us yet.
Class? From a team that got 14 points absolutely gift-wrapped, whose coach then says, "... we pretty much beat ourselves"? I wouldn't hold our breath. Rodriguez gave more compliments to the Devils than any of them could give the Cats, and we won! They will show some class when their fearless leader does. Again, don't bother holding your breath.

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Chicat wrote:
cat77 wrote:Lol when Berco came into the game the ASU fans sitting next to us all went crazy thinking he was going to single handedly bring them back.
I thought it was a pretty douchey move by CTG to bring in Berco with the game still in doubt. How do you bench your senior QB who to that point hadn't even played all that bad?
Completely agree chi. The move wreaked of desperation.

That is something I don't think rich rod would ever do. One of the many reasons his guys play will run through a wall for him and always have his back.
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Pulling a senior QB in a game this close was a loser move.
Going for two would probably have also been a terrible mistake, unless the refs bailed them out. Though I suppose they probably felt confident about the onsides kick working out for them with the way we mishandled punts.

But on the road, never once leading, coming back from down 14 in the final 4 minutes yo force overtime...that's probably the best move you can make. It's likely 7/8 times that OT in that situation is call that gives your team the beat chance of winning.

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Going for 2 would have been a self fitting move, perfect for Brittney. Convert and he is a genious. Miss and the scum faithful say he is a gamer and a winner. Only problem was he wouldn't have given his kids the best chance to win
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At Arizona State University (ASU), students can now learn about the “problem of whiteness” in America.

The public university is offering an English class to its students this semester called “Studies in American Literature/Culture: U.S. Race Theory & the Problem of Whiteness.”


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Problems of whiteness? Is that like going out without sunblock?
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azgreg wrote:Problems of whiteness? Is that like going out without sunblock?
Having too many cabs stop for you.
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Qualifying for too many loans.
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Not getting pulled over enough.
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Merkin wrote:At Arizona State University (ASU), students can now learn about the “problem of whiteness” in America.

The public university is offering an English class to its students this semester called “Studies in American Literature/Culture: U.S. Race Theory & the Problem of Whiteness.”


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and this is why:
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One of Arizona State’s highest-ranked signees has been suspended indefinitely after being arrested for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend.
Davon Durant, a four-star inside linebacker from Butler County Community College in Kansas, was arrested March 7 when witnesses claimed they saw a man striking a woman while the two were sitting in a black SUV.

According to the police report, which was obtained by azcentral.com, Durant's girlfriend told police that Durant hit her in the face once and grabbed her around the neck. Durant told police he got into a verbal altercation with his girlfriend.

The responding officer did notice injuries to the alleged victim, including a bruise below her left eye and bruising around her neck, which appeared to be finger marks.

Durant is due in court for a preliminary hearing on March 18 for charges of disorderly conduct and aggravated assault.

Durant, who enrolled early to participate in spring drills, is no longer listed on the spring roster.

For more Arizona State news, visit ASUDevils.com.

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What a piece of shit.
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The girlfriend is recanting, despite other eyewitnesses:

http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... accusation

Weird.
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Graham only recruits high quality kids!!!!!!!!
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azthrillhouse wrote:The girlfriend is recanting, despite other eyewitnesses:

http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... accusation

Weird.
Probably doesn't want to be murdered.
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azthrillhouse wrote:The girlfriend is recanting, despite other eyewitnesses:

http://espn.go.com/college-football/sto ... accusation

Weird.
Hickeys? I wonder if she suffers from battered woman syndrome.

You can still prosecute, but sure makes it harder.
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Davon Durant arrest: 911 calls released in domestic violence arrest of ASU commit
Operator: 911 emergency.
Caller: Hey, yes, there's some guy like beating this girl inside this car
Operator: Where's this at?
Caller: This is on Normal and Apache. The guy is in an SUV.
Operator: And he's hitting her?
Caller: Yeah, there in the car and the girl is like screaming
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'like beating this girl'? 'like screaming'? Would you, like, talk like that during a 911 call? Jeebus. ASU...
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About time after Seth McFarlane spent years ragging on Tucson.
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Bleacher Report on the most underrated rivalries in college football:

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Arizona vs. Arizona State

This heated in-state rivalry has featured dancing on logos, uniform fiascos and a particularly nasty bench-clearing brawl. But nothing matches the amount of hate between Arizona and Arizona State in 1958—when the state's "Proposition 200" decided whether Arizona State would become an official state university.

"Before ASU was to play its first-ever game in [the new Sun Devil Stadium], UA students or alumni (who were never apprehended) broke into the stadium and burned 'No. 200' into the field grass," Arizona Sports' Shane Dale wrote. "ASU earned payback in November, as Prop 200 passed by a 2-to-1 margin, and a couple weeks later, first-year head coach Frank Kush and the Sun Devils put a 47-0 shellacking on the Wildcats in Tucson."

Last season, the rivalry game was the first meeting between two ranked teams since 1986. Arizona held off Arizona State in front of its home fans to win 42-35, reclaim the Territorial Cup and book its spot in the Pac-12 Championship Game.

With both the Wildcats and the Sun Devils on the rise in the Pac-12 South, the stakes of this annual rivalry game will continue to grow as the hatred continues to flow in the Arizona desert.
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Great pics Merkin... Thx. I've never seen those before
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RazorsEdgeAZ wrote:Great pics Merkin... Thx. I've never seen those before
Those pics are in "Territorial", which isn't a bad read.

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Taylor posted this on his FB page:


Arizona State football makes list of 5 most underachieving programs of all time


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Merkin wrote:Taylor posted this on his FB page:


Arizona State football makes list of 5 most underachieving programs of all time


http://www.abc15.com/sports/sports-blog ... f-all-time
On the college football reddit some Asu fan said "I'd rather be on this list than be the university of no rose bowls". To which I said 48-39-1
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

i'll just go with fuck asu.
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I am on the phone so it is hard for me to do this but please post if you can the letter Stewart Mandell got from a fan about this list. It is so incredibly funny
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PHXCATS wrote:I am on the phone so it is hard for me to do this but please post if you can the letter Stewart Mandell got from a fan about this list. It is so incredibly funny
I posted it in the Underachievers thread where the article also appears.
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UAEebs86 wrote:
PHXCATS wrote:I am on the phone so it is hard for me to do this but please post if you can the letter Stewart Mandell got from a fan about this list. It is so incredibly funny
I posted it in the Underachievers thread where the article also appears.
It was posted in this thread.

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Thanks. Don't go to arch rivals too much so sorry for missing that.
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Study finds UA fans have better grammar than ASU

Preseason college football rankings are so arbitrary that we might as well rank teams based on non-football skills.

Well, that is exactly what the folks at Grammarly, an automated proofreading source, did ahead of Thursday's college football season kickoff. They analyzed the fan comments in SB Nation blogs for grammar mistakes and re-ranked the AP Top 25 teams.

Even though we should never read the comments (really, don't do it), the Grammarly staff took one for the team and determined this new Top 25.

Sorry, Alabama. Crimson Tide fans ranked last while rival Auburn topped the list. My guess is that Grammarly detected quite a few your vs. you're errors.

Arizona fans can also use their grammatically correct sentences to trash talk with ASU fans about their poor grammar.

Arizona ranked at No. 7 with a solid 2.29 mistakes per 100 words. ASU came in at No. 19 with 4.99 mistakes per 100 words. The Territorial Cup of grammar clearly goes to UA.


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"We are erudite!"

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Absolutely love when this thread gets bumped! Makes me laugh every single time. The title says it all, and with such brevity! Genius. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Even in the waning hours of preseason, this thread is always relevant.
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