Maty Mauk Cokehead?

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Maty Mauk Cokehead?

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Was going to bury this in the Johnny Football Cokehead thread, but Maty's terrible aim and snorting technique deserves it's own thread...

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/ ... spartandhp" target="_blank
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Chicat wrote:Was going to bury this in the Johnny Football Cokehead thread, but Maty's terrible aim and snorting technique deserves it's own thread...

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/ ... spartandhp" target="_blank

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Need to collect cellphones at the door of your Tony Montana party.
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When did powder cocaine become en vogue again?
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I didn't know it ever went out of style.
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

i'll just go with fuck asu.
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I don't do cocaine, I just like the way it smells.
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How do we know that is cocaine, kid's this days will snort anything. Any common pill can and often is broken up and snorted in a similar fashion.
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gronk4heisman wrote:How do we know that is cocaine, kid's this days will snort anything. Any common pill can and often is broken up and snorted in a similar fashion.
Lines are usually smaller for other stuff . . . uh, or so I've heard.
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