Jim McElwain Denies Molesting Shark

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Jim McElwain Denies Molesting Shark

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A spokesperson for the school’s athletics department said that McElwain, who became aware of the photo over the weekend, was not the man in it. “He’s told us it’s not him,” the spokesperson said.

http://deadspin.com/jim-mcelwain-says-t ... 1795017345" target="_blank
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Makes more sense but not as funny.

Not that I eat at Jimmy John's, I don't.

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Don't ask, don't tell is what I always say.
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That looks far more like McElwain than the Jimmy John's guy.

https://youtu.be/q15gloRj66w" target="_blank

His body language during the denial isn't exactly winning me over, either.
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