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Are Astros still getting plunked on a daily basis?
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azgreg wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 7:27 pm Are Astros still getting plunked on a daily basis?
Not really. I think it might have something to do to the fact they are more like a .500 team these days so less hated except for places like NY or LA where they have not forgotten.
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It’s amazing how fortunes change when you don’t know which pitch is coming.
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Lol. The facts are the facts right?

You know I always thought they were a pretty good team but then like overnight players started to play like Hall of Famers
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And Dusty Baker wants us to move on because they paid their due's right? With their huge contracts, stolen MVP awards and stolen WS/ALCS rings.
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Today is Jose Altuve's birthday.

I hope the Yankee faithful give him a nice loud gift.
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Fuck Altuve. Midget motherfucker.
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Dodgers and Yankees will never forget. That's for sure.
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Hey look! A midget cheater.
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Looks like one of the Astericks fan got his ass beat bad by a Dodger fan. Saw some video of it and the dude went to town.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/abc13.com/ ... /10702280/
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So all 4 Astros have opted out of the All-Star Game? Probably don’t want to have to hang out with guys they cheated out of rings and playoff shares.
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Chicat wrote: Sat Jul 10, 2021 9:37 am So all 4 Astros have opted out of the All-Star Game? Probably don’t want to have to hang out with guys they cheated out of rings and playoff shares.
It will follow them forever. The Dodgers fans were booing the shit out of Josh Reddick last night (he's on the Dbacks now)
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UAEebs86 wrote: Sat Jul 10, 2021 9:40 am
Chicat wrote: Sat Jul 10, 2021 9:37 am So all 4 Astros have opted out of the All-Star Game? Probably don’t want to have to hang out with guys they cheated out of rings and playoff shares.
It will follow them forever. The Dodgers fans were booing the shit out of Josh Reddick last night (he's on the Dbacks now)
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Chicat wrote: Sat Jul 10, 2021 11:49 am
UAEebs86 wrote: Sat Jul 10, 2021 9:40 am
Chicat wrote: Sat Jul 10, 2021 9:37 am So all 4 Astros have opted out of the All-Star Game? Probably don’t want to have to hang out with guys they cheated out of rings and playoff shares.
It will follow them forever. The Dodgers fans were booing the shit out of Josh Reddick last night (he's on the Dbacks now)
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Thank you for acknowledging that the circus midget did need a buzzer.
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UAEebs86 wrote: Sat Jul 10, 2021 9:40 am
Chicat wrote: Sat Jul 10, 2021 9:37 am So all 4 Astros have opted out of the All-Star Game? Probably don’t want to have to hang out with guys they cheated out of rings and playoff shares.
It will follow them forever. The Dodgers fans were booing the shit out of Josh Reddick last night (he's on the Dbacks now)
Dodger fans hate him because he was awful in his stint here and then he blasted the fans later on. Being a member of the Astros is like being an extra helping of crap on a shit sandwich.
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Is Boone going to make it through the season? I hate Houston. Altuve probably knew what the pitch was.
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Irish27 wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 3:13 pm Is Boone going to make it through the season?
He will. But he shouldn’t.
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The Asterisks reaching the World Series this soon after being credibly proven to be cheating shitstains just goes to show that Major League Baseball doesn’t truly give a fuck about how the sport is perceived.
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Chicat wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 6:25 am The Asterisks reaching the World Series this soon after being credibly proven to be cheating shitstains just goes to show that Major League Baseball doesn’t truly give a fuck about how the sport is perceived.
It’s sickening I agree. I’m sure you were even rooting for the Red Sox to beat them.

As a Dodger fan I’d love nothing more than to kick their ass but I don’t think we can win 2 games in Atlanta with all of the recent injuries.
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EastCoastCat wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 7:30 am
Chicat wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 6:25 am The Asterisks reaching the World Series this soon after being credibly proven to be cheating shitstains just goes to show that Major League Baseball doesn’t truly give a fuck about how the sport is perceived.
It’s sickening I agree. I’m sure you were even rooting for the Red Sox to beat them.
I was rooting for the earth to open up beneath Fenway and swallow both teams whole.
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I am not a Dodgers fan but I sure would like to see them make the World Series. If that happens, there should be some fireworks. Are the Astros dumb enough to continue cheating? https://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/articles ... 7_36200939
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