In the market for a human soul
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Spaceman Spiff
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In the market for a human soul
If you're willing to part with yours, hit me up. Over 18 only. Fewer mortal sins is obviously preferred, but price is negotiable.
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Chicat
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Re: In the market for a human soul
Mine is black and smells like fear. What will you give me for it?
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Spaceman Spiff
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Re: In the market for a human soul
Souls do not have colors. I doubt you are serious.Chicat wrote:Mine is black and smells like fear. What will you give me for it?
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ghostwhitehorse
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Re: In the market for a human soul
The last person I sold my soul to is no more (gone. vanished. ex-parrot even). When my soul got back it said he tasted "minty".
So. . . what is your asking price?
So. . . what is your asking price?
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dovecanyoncat
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Re: In the market for a human soul
Apparently for any given soul the calculus of mortal sin is a running net reckoning. Due to recent events mine is approaching its sell-by date. No inspection; no reserve; absolute auction. Make a bid and I'll have no choice but to bang me gavel.
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