It’s like AI ChatBots are learning how to write Florida Man headlines:
Haha Florida
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wyo-cat
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I do that down in Mexico. Leave it up the entire time we’re there.
I anchor the frame with a few roof tiles buried in the sand, tho.
Where we go there’s nobody on the beach, so no worries.
I anchor the frame with a few roof tiles buried in the sand, tho.
Where we go there’s nobody on the beach, so no worries.
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Chicat
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Shouldn’t the games involve robbing a Waffle House with an alligator while high on meth then trying to escape on a lawn tractor?
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dovecanyoncat
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A jet ski instead of a lawn tractor, and somewhere in there needs to be a handgun.
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UAEebs86
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Mix in some bath salts.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
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Merkin
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Sure are a lot of reasons why I don't want to move to Florida.
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UAEebs86
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Holy schnikes!
We are the people our parents warned us about.
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"A man got hit with a felony robbery charge after trying to withdraw a penny from a Central Florida bank... Michael Fleming allegedly went into a Chase branch in Lady Lake FL, on June 29 and passed a withdrawal slip for 1 cent to a bank teller... When the teller told Fleming he couldn’t withdraw a penny, he said, “So you want me to say the other word?” Afraid the situation could turn violent, the teller called cops."
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Merkin
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That doesn't make any cents.
But reading elsewhere, he did want to be arrested.
But reading elsewhere, he did want to be arrested.