The Official "Bob Kemp Says..." Thread

[Alieberman]

This thread is for Machina

Have at it....

[Longhorned]

Bob Kemp says Machina is the only one who gets him.

[ASUCatFan]

Is it possible to confine him to this thread only? Sort of like a JessieWildcat thread?

[Longhorned]

Is it possible to confine him to this thread only? Sort of like a JessieWildcat thread?

Well I don't know. Does Bob Kemp say so?

[Olsondogg]

I'm Bob Kemp, and I approve this thread.

(paid for by Machina, and those that love to frequent Arcadia Tavern).

[pokinmik]

The machina bob kemp posts inspire me to read them in my head in the stuttering sandler waterboy voice.

[gumby]

Bob Kemp says that Parker has been unable to activate his glutes. May sit again. He recommends standing. That is why he is the best. Mr. Kemp, not Parker.

[Olsondogg]

Bob Kemp told me that I could make about $5000 a week if I bought his book and followed the script, and if I got just 5 of my friends here to do the same...